I bought you a brand new weapon... Let's see, how destructive we can be.
The weekend was fun. I am worn out. We actually tricked some of the people into going "Snipe Hunting." It was hilarious. I learned an important and quotable lesson from this weekend:
Sometimes, it is fun to laugh at the stupidity of others.
Sometimes, it is fun to laugh at the stupidity of others.
latchbeam:
Does the hypocrisy of France know of any boundaries? 
buaku:
Hehe, that is hilarious! That's why the Darwin Awards are so fun to read.
Latch is tired. I hate when you have to go somewhere for a weekend... and you really wish you could just chill out and stay home. I already made the promise and can not break it now. I'm just going to plan on drinking a lot. I almost always have fun when I get smashed. 
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missbernie:
i need your help writing my book!
it's all about wine!
and drinking and personal stories.
it's all about wine!
and drinking and personal stories.
buaku:
Have fun camping!
"They started it.."
"They started it.."
The Pimp outfit went over well. I just got back from another roadtrip (work related)... I am tired as... something that is really fucking tired (couldn't think of anything).
I can't resist commenting on the election... Thank God Bush won. Kerry gave a good concession speech, I must say. I only hope that he really meant what he said. Edwards sounded like an idiot as...
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I can't resist commenting on the election... Thank God Bush won. Kerry gave a good concession speech, I must say. I only hope that he really meant what he said. Edwards sounded like an idiot as...
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missbernie:
guiliani-2008!
i totally want to see pics!
csi has a drinking game...oh my, another excuse to drink!
i totally want to see pics!
csi has a drinking game...oh my, another excuse to drink!
I took Friday off. Work has been a biatch lately. I am going to have a blast for Halloween. I am dressing up as a pimp. I found a bright red suit that actually fits me (I'm 6'4" 245lbs... 52 L, 38-40W Suit). Its hilarious! I have some huge 70's glasses, a large afro, shiny black tuxedo shoes, and a wooden cane ...and some other...
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buaku:
El Nino is becoming a popular topic at work. We downloaded Farley's bit on one of our computers and are trying to decide whether to play it for the next media interview.
Man, you gonna be a big pimp! Is a switchblade included in your "accesories?" For Halloween, I'm going to be the grumpy guy who doesn't buy candy and waits in the bushes with a garden hose to spray those damn kids.
Man, you gonna be a big pimp! Is a switchblade included in your "accesories?" For Halloween, I'm going to be the grumpy guy who doesn't buy candy and waits in the bushes with a garden hose to spray those damn kids.
missbernie:
how was the pimp suit??
All work and no play makes Latch a dull boy. 
kay:
I heard that.
~cheers
~cheers
kay:
agggh. o.O
~cheers
~cheers
I just watched "Cheers" and heard Norm say the famous line, "Women, can't live with 'em, pass the beer nuts." I'm still laughing.
kay:
That is a fun line. 
~cheers
~cheers
I saw a "Student Driver" car pulled over to the side of the highway today. It was during some fairly heavy traffic so I was able to watch the following progression... Another car had pulled over, just ahead of the student driver car. He popped his trunk, walked over, and pulled out a plastic gas can. He went over to the student driver car and...
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buaku:
Poor girl, obviously she's going to get an F becuase she didn't check the fuel gage before she started driving.
Oh god, I plan to write a book about all the kook calls I get from people explaining why certain weather phenomena occur and what they think should be done about them.
But here's a classic.
Oh god, I plan to write a book about all the kook calls I get from people explaining why certain weather phenomena occur and what they think should be done about them.
But here's a classic.
stirfry:
go Bush.
I dropped my cell phone today, its broken. I sense a long wait in a customer service line tomorrow.
Jimmy Tango once wrote a poem about cell phones:
Cell Phones
We all know about the annoying, inappropriate circumstances in which people use their cell phones. Most recently I observed such ass-ness in a movie theater, at a baseball game (the guy who waives at the...
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Jimmy Tango once wrote a poem about cell phones:
Cell Phones
We all know about the annoying, inappropriate circumstances in which people use their cell phones. Most recently I observed such ass-ness in a movie theater, at a baseball game (the guy who waives at the...
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missbernie:
hahaha...two fisted hand job to the jolly green giant!!
no gunny is fine...i love him, i could never get rid of him, even if he is expensive. you should get a t-mobile cell phone.
no gunny is fine...i love him, i could never get rid of him, even if he is expensive. you should get a t-mobile cell phone.
missbernie:
i didn't put them up, yet. i'm stuck here at work til 8 
I saw a blind person today... it really seemed like he saw me go by. I have hung around blind people before, so that's why I think this was especially strange.
Speaking of blindness... The Latch Beam interesting fact of the day... DID YOU KNOW?.. That I actually went temporarilly blind? That was not fun as I list it as my "most humbling moment."
Speaking of blindness... The Latch Beam interesting fact of the day... DID YOU KNOW?.. That I actually went temporarilly blind? That was not fun as I list it as my "most humbling moment."
cypris:
shank Q how did u have temporary blindness? a blind man came into my work today and he was awesome. he must have been a very trusting person because he ordered his drinks and just handed me his creditcard. i put the pen and paper in his hand and i pointed where to sign. when i told him the total he said 'thankyou for your kindness and understanding' im assuming for handing him things in a nice way. people amaze me more and more each day~
how did u have temporary blindness? a blind man came into my work today and he was awesome. he must have been a very trusting person because he ordered his drinks and just handed me his creditcard. i put the pen and paper in his hand and i pointed where to sign. when i told him the total he said 'thankyou for your kindness and understanding' im assuming for handing him things in a nice way. people amaze me more and more each day~
kay:
Home is where you have a specific feeling. Mine is the feeling of close friends around the kitchen. It is a communal feeling. It is also the feeling of strength the outdoor environment gives me. No other place does that for me but Arizona wind storms. Yep, home is a feeling, safe and warm. Smells like cooking food....
Indeed, I would suspect he did "see" you. Every creature emits certain frequency and tangible energy.
~cheers
Indeed, I would suspect he did "see" you. Every creature emits certain frequency and tangible energy.
~cheers
Latch drank too much this past weekend (Saturday to be specific) and is still recovering... I'm not still hungover, just need more sleep. One of my ex-girlfriends/best friends may be getting divorced. Poor kid, I wish she would move back. I'm not sure if I'd date her again, but it would be nice to see her and spend more time with her. She is one...
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missbernie:
lol. you deleted the pic! hahahaha. sorry i found that today. it was from newyear's .
I'm going to drink many beers and watch college football today... tomorrow I'm going to watch NFL games and drink many beers. Latch loves weekends and writing in third person.
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buaku:
No hoses, but he has chewed on my black leather loops on my work boots and got sick. He's all better now.
Buaku likes weekends, except when he has to work. Texas Tech is killing Nebraska. Buaku likes. Nebraska bad!
Buaku likes weekends, except when he has to work. Texas Tech is killing Nebraska. Buaku likes.
Nebraska bad!
latchbeam:
Latch drank too much this past weekend (Saturday to be specific) and is still recovering... I'm not still hungover, just need more sleep. One of my ex-girlfriends/best friends may be getting divorced. Poor kid, I wish she would move back. I'm not sure if I'd date her again, but it would be nice to see her and spend more time with her. She is one of the nicest, most beautiful creatures on this earth. It seems like she hasn't been very happy for the last year and a half though. I feel so bad for her and wish there was more I could do for her. Her husband really does not appreciate her. Maybe I'll have her husband whacked... I know some people who know some people... actually I know those people too. 
My toilet is running... I think that is one of the prank phone calls I used to make when I was little. That one and the stupid refridgerator bit. This was pre-jerky boys, mind you.
Anywho, Caddyshack is on, so I'm going to stop typing now...
My toilet is running... I think that is one of the prank phone calls I used to make when I was little. That one and the stupid refridgerator bit. This was pre-jerky boys, mind you.
Anywho, Caddyshack is on, so I'm going to stop typing now...