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Thursday Jan 08, 2004

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I was informed by my brother today that we are all just a portion of the subconscious of a Mr. Bucket toy. Now apparently this Mr. Bucket toy resides on a planet inhabited by lizardmen where he is currently being tested for safety. During these tests it has become evident to my brother that a junior research assistant has been using Mr. Buckets ball shooting orifice for unintended self gratifying purposes. This has lead to Mr. Bucket having a fractured psyche which we are all part of.
It is the hyposisis of my brother that when it is uncovered, this junior assistants nefarious deeds will most certainatly get him fired. And that it will be determined that our Mr. Bucket is indeed a good toy for LizardMan children. It is when we are finally fulfilling our function as a childs play thing that Mr. Buckets psyche will heal, and we will enter a time of great peace.

This is just a small taste of the wonder and madness that lies in the home where I was raised. For too long I have tried to deny it. I have run away, tried to be normal and accepted. That my friends is boring. I will embrace it. If ever you are in my neck of the woods step through the looking glass with me and visit my family. I can be contacted as a guide and will assure your safe passing.

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Which Landmass has the coolest form?
Duh!?! Totally Michgan, Although Florida is close as the flaccid penis of the U.S.
Who do you wanna lick?
Everyone who has showered recently
Who is your Arch-Nemisis?
Pat Robertson
VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
gigi:
NICE questions! biggrin

Which Landmass has the coolest form?
I pick Italy.

Who do you wanna lick?
Nightowl77 and Drew Barrymore

Who is your Arch-Nemisis?
That's hard b/c I'm full of hate... and the people I hate are too stupid to be worthy of that title.
Jan 9, 2004
lightbulbjack:
Coolest landmass?
I agree, Michigan. This is the only state where if someone ask you where your from you can hold up your hand and point. Although,I guess the same can be said of Florida.
Who do I want to lick.
Angelina Jolie
Arch-Nemisis?
President Select George W. Bush, the Religious Reich & the baby with one eye-brow
Jan 9, 2004

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