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My dog is a right little shit! Love him to bits but the little bugger just doesn't stop barking at this time of night! Normally when he barks it either means: a) "I need a piss/shit" , b) "It's 4pm, why haven't you fed me yet?" or c) "There's someone at the door/under your bed." BASICLY... all he does every single night is bark bark bark. But he doesn't want anything. We put him out, he doesn't want to 'go'. He'll stroll back in, bark at me cos he wants to get on my lap (I have to put my laptop on the floor and lift him up cos he's only little). Anyways, 2 minutes later, he wants to get down again ( But he's too old to jump off). Back down goes the laptop (whilst trying to hold a frantically scrapping, wriggling dog in the other arm). Bark bark bark. He runs to his cupboard and barks at that cos he wants a dog treat (He's not allowed them anymore cos they make him throw up everywhere). Back he comes, barking at me to come up. Scratching me cos he wants to go down. Up down up down bark bark bark. I don't know if you can tell, but it's REALLY starting to get really irritating! Literally every night.

Anyways. So I went shopping today. Bought a couple of cool t-shirts, some underwear (Woo, i've gone down a bra size!) and some presents for my friends birthday; Had lunch with my sister and 7 year old nephew. Worked out a bit, and that's pretty much it for today.

Gash. I've got a headache now so I can't be assed to finish this off.