I love this homework which is why I'm doing it so buckle up.
1. I'm actually a cat. I made that decision quite young and I'm sticking with it, being human sucks.
2. I love walks. Walking alone is when I do my best thinking and walking with another person is just so peacefully intimate. It's how my boyfriend cheers me up when I'm sad!
3. I collect garden gnomes. The first time I ever snuck out of my parents house I was 13 and covered in purple face paint because I wanted to be a ninja and I wound up stealing this garden gnome and naming him Wilson and now I'm obsessed with them it just happened... But yeah. #gnomelife
4. I bake! But not well.
5. i also collect keys! I grew up near Niagara Falls and my dad and I always used to go there with my little metal detector to look for treasure. But we'd usually wind up finding a lot of keys... I've collected them ever since. It reminds me of my dad and being a dumb little kid but happy!
6. I can never keep a manicure looking good like I will ruin it in ten minutes, without question. Idk why I'm just cursed.
7. when I get nervous I talk in a weird British accent and I can't help it. It just makes me feel braver like I'm channeling Hermione or something but I literally can't stop even when I'm around people who know what my real voice sounds like.
8. I have no short term memory, and I'm blind in one eye! Both as a result of an accident I had when I was a little kid and I have two plates in my face that set off alarms at airports ALL the time it's the worst!
9. I'll talk to anyone. I think everyone is a new friend even if they have no interest in talking to me; I don't even notice I just talk at them til they go away and I'm left wondering if I said something wrong! I just love to meet new people but they don't always want to meet me!
10. I love to garden! I'm bad at that too...but I don't care! It makes me happy and it might not make the plants very happy but I try my hardest!
Thanks for reading my self-involved rant! Love you all ✌🏼
