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laruby1565

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Monday Jun 13, 2005

Jun 13, 2005
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Hey all. Im back,and after today feeling a little more human...I called the hospital,my friend is doing well. My other friend is taking advice on how to get a restraining order,and ah...nope,sorry,still hate my job! Ah well. I got this from a friend,thought Id share wink

You know You're addicted to EBay when:

Every time you go to the grocery store, you offer the cashier one cent more for each item in the cart of the person in front of you.

To cut costs, FedEx and UPS are considering relocating their operations centers to your house.

Sitting on the floor of your empty apartment, you stare at your fingers and wonder whether they'll sell better individually or as a matched set.

Your spouse is loving and caring but you decided to file for divorce because you need the storage space.

You're the reason they adopted the "No selling your children's vital organs" policy.

ou find yourself searching eBay auctions for milk, eggs and bread.

When your wife agrees to have sex with you, you become suspicious and ask how many other bidders there were.

Just ask your kids, eRay and eFaye.

After a particularly passionate night, you lean over and whisper in your spouses ear, "Excellent service, great communication! Would recommend again! AAAA++++"

You set your alarm clock for 3 am so you can log on to protect your bid.

You've called someone a naughty name for outbidding you at the last second.

You've questioned your sanity because of the price you've bid... more than once.

You've changed all your clocks to "eBay official time (PDT)."

You've bid on something even though the picture doesn't show up correctly.

You've purposely run up the bid on something similar for which you paid more.

You've rolled your eyes at the word "antique" or "vintage" used on something made in the past decade.

You've gritted your teeth each time you've clicked on a description that uses the word "L@@K."

You've turned up the volume on your email alert so you'll never miss an Outbid Notice.

You've made "My eBay" your default home page.

You've emailed a seller to correct their description with accurate dates or details.

You've come to rely on "convenience cash" from PayPal and wish you could pay all your bills like that.

You've earned a "Shooting Star" Feedback Profile for more than 10,000 purchases!

You won't go to estate auctions because they don't take PayPal.

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to Ebay.
Lame,I know,but made me smile! biggrin
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
tsui:
Make one! Its too easy, I'm going to try a battered Boost and Caramel tonight smile
Jun 15, 2005
suicidedoggie:
Welp, good to hear that salty hair is sexy! I shall smolder away in a Sin City kinda way... smile

Why are cats so daft? And how on earth did they survive as a species if they were always climbing up places and then not being able to get down? surreal
Jun 15, 2005

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