laruby1565

Hey all....Ive had zero sleep,and Ive just had to go watch a film about animated war hero pigeons...(You really DONT wanna ask) However,my friends leaving do can be considered a triumph-she cant remember past the first three pubs,and claims that when she woke up (or regained consciousness) she was fully dressed on her sofa feeling like all her internal organs were liquidating...a good result. We accidentally walked into a trance night,which would have been horrific normally,but given the alcohol involved was just plain funny,and our heinously camp manager brought a handbag shaped like an easter bunny which he proceeded to make dance on the bar when he wanted serving...needless to say,after a half hour wait he made me lean over the bar and threaten the barman...(who is,incidentally very into being dominated-the sight of an enraged and slightly (!) drunk woman in huge bunkers and with enough attitude to sink a ship threatening to pin his balls to the bar unless she was served NOW was probably a high point of his shift...
This aside,my friend quitting is the worst news workwise-her replacement and I dont get on,and Im going to miss her SO much...her last shift is tomorrow...after that works gonna get a whole lot more boring-for which I believe the definition of 'boredom' may have to be dramatically revised and updated to include new depths... The hair extensions came out today-damn itching was driving me CRAZY,but Im sure they will be back in after a short interval...thats all folks...hope yr all having fun out there