lars

I really like "the better angles of our nature" I'm glad i head about it and found the audio book on audable.com.

two guys are talking in a bar, one asks "did you do anything for your anniversary?"
other says my wife asked for a threesome and i said yes"
first one asks "how was it?"
other guy says "i don't know, she wont let me watch"

attn: zombie squad members. remember to dismember and burn the attractive female zombies or certain members WILL be tempted to have sex with them. At the present time it is not know if zombieism is sexually transmitted. Also, contact your group leader if a member is found with a female head or torso being stored in a cool dry place with its teeth removed.

Girl in royal oak "i think you'er sexy"
Me in deadpool costume "are you 18"
Girl in royal oak "no"
Me in deadpool costume "I'll see you in a couple years"

is there a word for exes you only miss when you are horny?

I learned to love my self, but the relationship is purely sexual...

I only feel like a whole person when I'm acquiring possessions, but only ones I don't need.

does any one want a repo m14 bayonet? its to far out of spec to fit a real rifle but it's still a nice looking knife.