future conversation with future wife...
"I need to get a dress for our wedding"
(me) "why don't you just reuse your prom dress"
"do you think it still fits?"
(me) "yeah, you only graduated 8 months ago"

FUCH YEAK!

The key to good naked pictures is to hide the nipples. putting them on display is boring. They need to be cleverly hidden throughout the set like Easter eggs. Oww mommy mommy i found a nipple!

this sopa has me scared. i was starting to get paranoid because there was an unmarked black van in front of my house, fortunately it was only a pedophile...

from now on suicide via firearm will be called "gunalingus"

because "pistolatio" doesn't roll of the tongue the same way.

is it racist to tag "hungry thirty min later" on sets that show an Asian girls pussy?

I've been on a date with an Iraqi, a Korean, now i just need to date a Persian to complete the axis of evil.

The only way the GOP could win the 2012 election is if they get General Patreaus to run as a republican. but he could never win the primary because hes against torture, bombing civilians, spending tens of billions on weapon systems we don't need. plus he understands the importance of providing people with jobs, working infrastructure, and security.

http://www.opencongress.org/vote/2011/s/218

the senate said they can put any one in prison indefinitely without any evidence at all. Obama only vetoed it because it didn't give him enough power.