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you know those grenade launchers jokers men used in the dark knight? I think I could make one, I've identified the key components, its simply a matter of holding them together.

I have a date tomorrow, what the fuck?

whats the difference between an xbox 360 and a purity ring? a purity ring does nothing to prevent you from getting laid.

is it weird most of the time I'm on a pay porn site just to access the message boards?

Aspergers sucks, I can Identify several hundred variation of small arms but I can't tell when I'm pissing a girl off.

I was watching the new show "son of guns" and the guy paid $1500 for an ar15 with a flare launcher mounted to it, that's not a good deal.

I helped teach middle school today.

I generally don't defend republicans but I fell this needs to be said.

the assault weapons ban would not have prevented the Tuscon shooting, he would have just bought more magazines. If pistols where outlawed he could have had the same effect with a hunting shot gun or Molotov cocktails.

If the store had a "no weapons" sign he would have gone in any way....
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Dear VA, I think it's noble of you hire the mentally handicap, but you really should let people who are good at math do your accounting.

what does it mean when every girl I ask out gets a dopy ear to ear smile followed by a silent full body contortion similar to laughter, but then always turns me down?