Tuesday Mar 15, 2011

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I'm always willing to fuck on the first date because i rarely make it to a second one.
fallenglory:
Glad to see you're alive after that last blog. Did you figure out what happened?
lars:
no, i feel similar after going along time without sleep. it might have been because I didn't sleep that well the night before.

Monday Mar 14, 2011

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I'm scared because i feel disoreanted for about the past half hour. it feels like the room is rocking slightly and i didnt realize it until i tried writing a post on a school message board and i noticed it was laoded with spelling and gramerical errors. i had to re read it 4 rimes and i still kept finding mispelled words, and words apearing...
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fallenglory:
i really hope you called poison control. if you're still up and read this, please do. describe the pills to them. maybe just call an ambulance first. and please don't ever take meds that look different than usual. i have never heard of anyone changing the look of a medication. i hope you are ok.
semiretiredpunk:
Was it a seizure medication? I heard some VA seizure medications will fuck you up for two days straight, for the first couple weeks you take them. I'd call somebody asap. There's always a chance of error. They are people, after all.

Tuesday Mar 08, 2011

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I want to start a new SG group for jokes and humor, but the sight always rejects my group ideas
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lars:
they reject all my ideas, an army surplus group, a disgruntled veterans group, a vigilante/guerrilla role playing group.
hemi:
OOOOO...i would join! biggrin

Wednesday Mar 02, 2011

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I'm reminded time and time again that political discussion is based on inductive logic and selective perception. If recorded data dosent support your views, then the data is wrong.
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lars:
9-11 truthers are the worst. try to explain that you are a marine demolitions expert and their faux engineers are just making shit up and they go into denial mode.

and I've never heard some one make an economic claim that was actually backed up by the evidence they claim to have deduced it from.
bodlar:
Your blog nicely sums up every political or religious discussion I've ever had.

-Bodlar
ARRR!!!

Saturday Feb 19, 2011

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Is it unhealthy for a woman to base her self esteem on her ability to arouse strangers? I only knew one SG personally but she had some trauma in her past that made her feel the need to be sexually desired. In retrospect our relationship was unhealthy and had to end, even though I miss her.
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lars:
or a billy club, a bill club works wonders for most problems.
rollergirl75:
Your last comment, my friend, is why you are my most favorite man on this site. I love the things you say. *sigh*

Wednesday Feb 16, 2011

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They see me trollin they hatin
Feb 15, 2011 11:26am
her: you have a cat? I love cats. they're delicious.
Feb 16, 2011 9:12am
me: ...It's normally a turn on when a girl eats pussy...any way my names Lars.
Feb 16, 2011 11:26am
her: No, you are too weird for me. I was trying to scare you away.
Feb 16, 2011 - 9:30pm
me: You...
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hexxus:
lol.
longlostsapper:
Now that was funny

Sunday Feb 13, 2011

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what do you call it when a bunch of guys pour soy milk on a girls face?

vegan bukkake

Saturday Feb 12, 2011

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I'm reading Karl Marx for a class and all I keep thinking is "what a stupid douche, he doesn't know anything about the working class. his theory of wages is empirically disprovable, if he had ever worked a day in his life he would know that"

Friday Feb 11, 2011

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a veteran calls the VA, a person answers the phone, he says "a person? i must have the wrong number, i was calling the VA"

Wednesday Feb 09, 2011

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I cook, clean, i fix things, I have a car, I help run errands, and I'm a good tutor, I would make a useful boyfriend.
ortus:
You can also make homemade grenade launchers.

Be sure to add that to your OK Cupid profile dude. biggrin
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