fuck garages that cannot locate a new starter for my range rover. you're in new york! seriously? no one has one?
fuck the cable STILL being out. i'm having a BLAST watching lawrence welk right now.
fuck 'i know who killed me'. i can't finish you! but i'm forcing myself to. but i have to turn the dvd player off after five minutes because you...
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fuck the cable STILL being out. i'm having a BLAST watching lawrence welk right now.
fuck 'i know who killed me'. i can't finish you! but i'm forcing myself to. but i have to turn the dvd player off after five minutes because you...
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anecdote time!
i was adding horror movies to my netflix today, and it make me think of all the moments i was actually scared/scarred by a movie. here is an pussy-fied list:
movie: the neverending story:
ok, this was when i was little. and i admit i was even scared of care bears. for real.
movie: pet cemetary
fucking zelda and her spinal meningitis!! uuuugh...
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i was adding horror movies to my netflix today, and it make me think of all the moments i was actually scared/scarred by a movie. here is an pussy-fied list:
movie: the neverending story:
ok, this was when i was little. and i admit i was even scared of care bears. for real.
movie: pet cemetary
fucking zelda and her spinal meningitis!! uuuugh...
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max hardcore totally did not hi-jack my dentist appointment, thank god.
i should have known when the put that rubber dental dam-like thing over my mouth. that shit would never fly with max.
went to the dentist today.
i hate the dentist.
i feel like max hardcore is going to appear instead of the dental hygienist.
can you imagine that? pretty cindy with her frosted lipgloss goes to get more x-rays and you see that COWBOY hat coming around the corner... the horrors.
of course this is coming from a girl who accidentally has sex dreams about mitt...
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i hate the dentist.
i feel like max hardcore is going to appear instead of the dental hygienist.
can you imagine that? pretty cindy with her frosted lipgloss goes to get more x-rays and you see that COWBOY hat coming around the corner... the horrors.
of course this is coming from a girl who accidentally has sex dreams about mitt...
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sportdeath:
I loved your Micah Moore and Brooke Banner recommendation... 
i was looking around on my hard drive for photos... since i haven't uploaded recent pictures in forever.... unfortunately my klutzy ass keeps breaking digital cameras, phones, etc... and then losing connecting cables etc etc... i found some pictures from late summer -- haha naked on a golf course in pennsylvania...or maybe that was virginia... well whatever... then i found some photos that i forgot...
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mneric:
I know a photographer
silentwhisper:
I luv taking photos
cant help with the vibrator, check masturbation group and ask all the girls there, I think that was a thread topic
you're too fuckin cute with the socks. later
cant help with the vibrator, check masturbation group and ask all the girls there, I think that was a thread topic
you're too fuckin cute with the socks. later
single single single single
trying to decide where to go back to.. southern california or south florida.....hmmm
superbowl themed fuck/marry/kill
fuck: eli manning (because my perviness is a front-runner)
marry: coughlin
kill: tom brady (who am i kidding.. i would totally eff him first)
you know you have issues when you have a sex dream about mitt romney.
now to cleanse my brain from 2...
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trying to decide where to go back to.. southern california or south florida.....hmmm
superbowl themed fuck/marry/kill
fuck: eli manning (because my perviness is a front-runner)
marry: coughlin
kill: tom brady (who am i kidding.. i would totally eff him first)
you know you have issues when you have a sex dream about mitt romney.
now to cleanse my brain from 2...
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acidevangelist:
Why did you leave?
acidevangelist:
Did you leave because you didn't have a place to stay, or because you just wanted some distance?
i am leaving the midwest forever, in a day or so.
with a broken heart
with a broken heart
curioustomcat:
Sorry for the broken heart... 
Where are you going?
P.S.: I read the word Schadenfreude in your profile. Do you speak German?
Where are you going?
P.S.: I read the word Schadenfreude in your profile. Do you speak German?
part 2 of my youtube afternoon.....i feel like i have my own beavis and butthead music video show..
to be continued...
i'm too busy watching old spice girls videos.
OH, snap.
to be continued...
i'm too busy watching old spice girls videos.
OH, snap.
snarky:
Weeds is such a bad ass show.
Have you ever seen Dexter or Dead like me?
Both very good too :]
Have you ever seen Dexter or Dead like me?
Both very good too :]
i am trying to finish watching season 2 of weeds, but my name cd-rom is acting retarded.
i think my boyfriend probably got drunk and dropped or stepped on the computer. suprise suprise..
so i have been watching music videos and shit on youtube instead.
i am not editing my viewing choices for 'coolness' because, i am obviously not cool.
plus my favorite song:
i think my boyfriend probably got drunk and dropped or stepped on the computer. suprise suprise..
so i have been watching music videos and shit on youtube instead.
i am not editing my viewing choices for 'coolness' because, i am obviously not cool.
plus my favorite song:
now accepting applications from new boyfriends/girlfriends/nfl robots....
so holla at a playa....
if you're ever in the 612...
if you're every in the 305....
the 207....
wherever i end up
so holla at a playa....
if you're ever in the 612...
if you're every in the 305....
the 207....
wherever i end up
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fitzsimmons:
How do you feel about younger men? 
supernovice:
Damn! I'm in the 757! Grrrrrrr... Long distance relations rarely work out...