larkin

single single single single

trying to decide where to go back to.. southern california or south florida.....hmmm

superbowl themed fuck/marry/kill


fuck: eli manning (because my perviness is a front-runner)
marry: coughlin
kill: tom brady (who am i kidding.. i would totally eff him first)

you know you have issues when you have a sex dream about mitt romney.


now to cleanse my brain from 2 football teams that i hate:

fuck jeff garcia
marry gruden
kill chris simms



i can't change my location on my profile for some reason.... l


i may even go to austin and live with wayne from cff.... funny that there is an active cff thread in the adult film group.... maybe it's a sign....


i finally finished season 2 of weeds. and watched a bunch more netflix.
the kingdom made me cry, how gay is that? (it may have been that it starred my beloved range rovers twin brother, since my ex still has my truck...

speaking of gay... no one seems to believe me that JILLIAN MICHAELS USED TO DO STRAIGHT HARDCORE PORN. i swear to god. my friend used to room with her waaaaaaaaay back in the day. and after he dropped that little nugget of wisdom we walked to the porn store by my house, rented and watched one of her movies (it was on vhs i think -- this was like 3 years ago)
i think she got banged on a pool table or something.
i swear. unless my brain has completely shit the bed or something. i'm going to call him and get the name of one of the movies....



during my move from minnesota someone stole my wireless card (THANKS dial-up rules asshole) and a bunch of porn dvds (sixpack, a couple animal trainer dvds, and some others) plus my frickin MICROECONOMICS TEXTBOOK. textbooks are expensive! fuck.


on a side note, i need to find trevor's grave so that i can bring flowers and what not... then off to visit my brothers grave... maine is fun....



so i've just been reading nabokov short stories, perving on 'biggest loser', hating..just in general...being a hater... and working out everyday.... preparing... for lots and lots of paid nakedness... pilates.......