so, instead of just getting my jaw checked out.... i had the pleasure of having oral surgery at 9am this morning!
my dentist is such a sass. he chided be for not watching 'the bachelor' on tv. and then when surgery was over he said "see i didn't get any blood on your pretty dress, even though i wanted to." he even stopped to ask me, in the middle of butchering my mouth, if barry white was still alive. then he mis-heard my 'uh uh' for 'uh huh' and starting asking me "well, why hasn't he come out with any new songs...blah blah blah" while i frantically tried to get the phrase "no, he's dead" out.
then i went straight to work. like an idiot...thinking 'oh it won't hurt later..'. and now i have plans with friends from out of town to go out later... i am going to end up with dry socket, i swear.
i'm not even allowed to drink from a straw! does that mean i have to do shots? that might not be nice with all the anibiotics and painkillers...
the funniest part was driving to work after the dentist trying to sing 'i wish i was a little bit taller, i wish i was a baller..." with a mouth full of cotton and blood..and the whole right side of my face completely numb.
i think i am going to buy some alka seltzer, so when i go out tonight i can foam at the mouth....bloody foam!
dinner tomorrow night at sarabeth's with corrine, patty and janae. then fgoing out to see deakin at night.
another dock party saturday night, plus going to see the matinee of 'half nelson' at the tropic cinema. then out to see the boys play...
i need to wash my car, and get packed and laundered for the palm beach trip, since i decided to drive and i haven't washed my car since god knows when. then johnny and i will return to key west together..with just enough time to get our costumes together. we have tickets to 'pretenders in paradise' at the pier house this year, which i have never been to. then a whole week of costume related festivities.
boxing tomorrow night! i hope danny van staden wins..
oh, and pretty soon we will have MECHANICAL BULLRIDING in town... im sure i will end up with black eyes in places i didn't know i had eyes.
xo
i should post some nasty suture photos...but it hurts to open my mouth.
rubberband man...wild as the taliban..9 in my right..45 in my other hand...
sounds good through bloody cotton too!
my dentist is such a sass. he chided be for not watching 'the bachelor' on tv. and then when surgery was over he said "see i didn't get any blood on your pretty dress, even though i wanted to." he even stopped to ask me, in the middle of butchering my mouth, if barry white was still alive. then he mis-heard my 'uh uh' for 'uh huh' and starting asking me "well, why hasn't he come out with any new songs...blah blah blah" while i frantically tried to get the phrase "no, he's dead" out.
then i went straight to work. like an idiot...thinking 'oh it won't hurt later..'. and now i have plans with friends from out of town to go out later... i am going to end up with dry socket, i swear.
i'm not even allowed to drink from a straw! does that mean i have to do shots? that might not be nice with all the anibiotics and painkillers...
the funniest part was driving to work after the dentist trying to sing 'i wish i was a little bit taller, i wish i was a baller..." with a mouth full of cotton and blood..and the whole right side of my face completely numb.
i think i am going to buy some alka seltzer, so when i go out tonight i can foam at the mouth....bloody foam!
dinner tomorrow night at sarabeth's with corrine, patty and janae. then fgoing out to see deakin at night.
another dock party saturday night, plus going to see the matinee of 'half nelson' at the tropic cinema. then out to see the boys play...
i need to wash my car, and get packed and laundered for the palm beach trip, since i decided to drive and i haven't washed my car since god knows when. then johnny and i will return to key west together..with just enough time to get our costumes together. we have tickets to 'pretenders in paradise' at the pier house this year, which i have never been to. then a whole week of costume related festivities.
boxing tomorrow night! i hope danny van staden wins..
oh, and pretty soon we will have MECHANICAL BULLRIDING in town... im sure i will end up with black eyes in places i didn't know i had eyes.
xo
i should post some nasty suture photos...but it hurts to open my mouth.
rubberband man...wild as the taliban..9 in my right..45 in my other hand...
sounds good through bloody cotton too!