larkin

Dear Anonymous Person in Lebanon Tennessee,

Thanks for stealing my credit card number. I hope you enjoyed your purchases at Liquor World. I hope you had a great time drinking over $600 in booze on my dime. Vai para o caralho. Va' se foder! Vai para a Puta que te pariu. Nasceu no cu da sua puta me e cheira a merda!

Love,

Anjuli Larkin

i haven't been able to be online lately. father in the hospital. back in the homeland. i will be back soon.

people, i have a problem.

i am obsessed.

i am obsessed with 'haint blue'.

living in key west for six years i noticed that almost all of the old house in 'old town' have haint blue under their balcony, porch etc.

and now that i am in new england (my father is in the hospital ), i literally am almost wrecking the range trying to...
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i just found out that i will be flying back to key west in september. the reason? one of my best friends is having TWINS!! my little judah is going to be a big brother. i can't wait until the find out the babies gender(s), so i can start buying baby goodies...

i miss key west so much. more than anywhere.

i have a mouth full of blood. literally. well, blood and gauze.

i had my final (hopefully) oral / sinus surgery a few days ago. i am in so much pain. the painkillers make me feel positively ill so i've been lying in bed watching netflix (into the wild, dexter season 1...) and reading nabokov's short stories.

turned 25 on the 25th.

still not drinking.

i am a pilates instructor currently.

boyfriend is back. we will see.

moving again.

fuck garages that cannot locate a new starter for my range rover. you're in new york! seriously? no one has one?

fuck the cable STILL being out. i'm having a BLAST watching lawrence welk right now.

fuck 'i know who killed me'. i can't finish you! but i'm forcing myself to. but i have to turn the dvd player off after five minutes because you...
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anecdote time!

i was adding horror movies to my netflix today, and it make me think of all the moments i was actually scared/scarred by a movie. here is an pussy-fied list:


movie: the neverending story:
ok, this was when i was little. and i admit i was even scared of care bears. for real.

movie: pet cemetary
fucking zelda and her spinal meningitis!! uuuugh...
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max hardcore totally did not hi-jack my dentist appointment, thank god.

i should have known when the put that rubber dental dam-like thing over my mouth. that shit would never fly with max.

went to the dentist today.

i hate the dentist.

i feel like max hardcore is going to appear instead of the dental hygienist.

can you imagine that? pretty cindy with her frosted lipgloss goes to get more x-rays and you see that COWBOY hat coming around the corner... the horrors.

of course this is coming from a girl who accidentally has sex dreams about mitt...
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i was looking around on my hard drive for photos... since i haven't uploaded recent pictures in forever.... unfortunately my klutzy ass keeps breaking digital cameras, phones, etc... and then losing connecting cables etc etc... i found some pictures from late summer -- haha naked on a golf course in pennsylvania...or maybe that was virginia... well whatever... then i found some photos that i forgot...
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single single single single

trying to decide where to go back to.. southern california or south florida.....hmmm

superbowl themed fuck/marry/kill


fuck: eli manning (because my perviness is a front-runner)
marry: coughlin
kill: tom brady (who am i kidding.. i would totally eff him first)

you know you have issues when you have a sex dream about mitt romney.


now to cleanse my brain from 2...
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