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boo

acidevangelist:
I would have loved to go if I was in the neighborhood and/or if my private jet didn't have a bum fuel pump.
perilouspup:
cff in portland, eh?

i've already been put on a shit list this week, but a stink eye list as well? i should just go crawl back in bed!
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oh my god! oh my god! OMFG!

i need a date to go see HOT WATER MUSIC in philadelphia on the 11th!!!

URGENT URGENT!

if i don't go to this i will die.

and i will die with 'hey ma..' by cam'ron in my head.... is that anyway to go?

and i will haunt you with that song... bet that.



randywatson:

That is a horrible way to go. I would go but I can't make it... please don't hold that against me. Although if you haunt me I suppose it would make life interesting.
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is it odd to talk to your married exboyfriend all day about 90210?
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randywatson:


Maybe not your married ex boyfriend but it may be odd to talk to someone like say the mailman or the handicapped kid who bagged your groceries. Also it would be flat out rude to corner Luke Perry in a public bathroom to discus it with him... he's a busy man these days what with all his... um... well I'm sure hes doing something...

Oh and I deleted my facebook about a week ago... it's such a jumble of options and frankly speaking just how many social networking sites do I need to be on?
randywatson:

Only about Steve Sanders... is he married to a man?
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which is related to this great new....

click hurr


i love tray mo.




and honestly, call me a pedo and send me on 'to catch a predator' but i just want to take this kid behind the middle school and get him pregnant...

randywatson:

I always wondered why the greenlighted Soul Man... thanks Ben Stein!


Never saw the woods so now I must investigate... if only it were on!

Also it's occurred to me we have communicated through almost every available medium. My next message will come by trained falcon.
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because i love you:

wildy:
LOL biggrin
perilouspup:
awwwwyeeeeaaaa...
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randywatson:

Whats the next level after cleo?

Awesome use of pink... is Sheena E wearing a blue grass skirt?
randywatson:

Well of course he's texting Lindsey Lohan who else would he be texting now that he and Paris are totally not talking...

Hell yeah he is... a bit chubbier version of him but yes it's him!
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randywatson:

Ha! Your use of the word floordrobe was sheer awesome. I myself have floorbedding... I really just had nowhere else to put them you know.

I don't remember using crayons so much... it was mostly colored pencils and markers. My grandmother would bring over all these fliers from her job and we would use the backs to draw pictures on. I drew allot of pyramids, I have always had an attraction to them.
randywatson:

I have that curse too.

Marked up child = sheer awesome x sheer awesome... I mean do you know what that means?!

Ahhh the smell of sharpies in the morning... smells like... harvy wall bangers.

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last night = drunk.

today = pain.

hungover.

goddamn.
acidevangelist:
That's how it works.

Aspirin and Gatorade, baby.
acidevangelist:
Like kneepants and suspenders? Pulling a red wagon?
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Oh my god.. I talked to my celebri-crush tonight... I'm all a tingle.... ahaha


and yet I am still sleepless, crying and a mess... I miss my friends so much
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I found the solution to my new found negative attitude.....a solution to the boredom, stircrazy-ness and homesickness.

Re-reading all of my PJ O'Rourke books.

Super Content.

Perfect.

Bejinhos Bejinhos Tchau Tchau
love love love love love love love love love love love

Add to that: Sushi, Sparkling Sake, Sofia champagne in a can with a pink straw and season one of Californication and American Pyscho on tv.....