I just overheard the dumbest conversation while I was at Starbucks! 
Chick 1- So I have my appointment tomorrow. We'll find out if I am really pregnant.
Chick 2- I'm so excited.
1- I know me too. We both really want this baby! But I have the wedding to go to, and I won't be able to drink. That won't be any fun.
2- That didn't stop you from drinking this weekend.
They both stop to have a good laugh.
1- I know I was so wasted!
Another good laugh.
Chick 1 then proceeds to the counter and orders a double chocolate espresso or something just as lethal!
I couldn't just stand there. Pregnant women that don't take care of their bodies really piss me off. So as they left the counter and it was my turn to order I spoke up.
Little ol' me- Excuse me, I couldn't help but overhear your conversation. You really should be more careful about what you put in your body. The first trimester of a pregnancy is the most important.
Chick 1 gave me no response, just rolled her eyes.
Which made me even more mad.
Little ol' me- Ya know, unless you want your baby to be born without a brain or two heads.
She scoffed and walked out and then lit a cigarette as her and her friend walked down the street.
That shit just really irks me.
Edited at 4:31-
I am way too tired to be up right now. So then why am I up? I have no fucking clue. I have been waking up at 4-430 everyday for the past week or so. Sometimes I really hate my body!
I am soooo fucking bummed out. I watched Hell's Kitchen last night and, and, and..........Michael is married! *weeps* I so wanted to find him and dry hump him over his chef's jacket! I still might!
*giggles*
I have no idea what to do with myself at 430 in the morning. Watch cartoon's or something. Or see what kind of shit they want to sell me now. Damn, infomercials.
Chick 1- So I have my appointment tomorrow. We'll find out if I am really pregnant.
Chick 2- I'm so excited.
1- I know me too. We both really want this baby! But I have the wedding to go to, and I won't be able to drink. That won't be any fun.
2- That didn't stop you from drinking this weekend.
They both stop to have a good laugh.
1- I know I was so wasted!
Another good laugh.
Chick 1 then proceeds to the counter and orders a double chocolate espresso or something just as lethal!
I couldn't just stand there. Pregnant women that don't take care of their bodies really piss me off. So as they left the counter and it was my turn to order I spoke up.
Little ol' me- Excuse me, I couldn't help but overhear your conversation. You really should be more careful about what you put in your body. The first trimester of a pregnancy is the most important.
Chick 1 gave me no response, just rolled her eyes.
Which made me even more mad.
Little ol' me- Ya know, unless you want your baby to be born without a brain or two heads.
She scoffed and walked out and then lit a cigarette as her and her friend walked down the street.
That shit just really irks me.
Edited at 4:31-
I am way too tired to be up right now. So then why am I up? I have no fucking clue. I have been waking up at 4-430 everyday for the past week or so. Sometimes I really hate my body!
I am soooo fucking bummed out. I watched Hell's Kitchen last night and, and, and..........Michael is married! *weeps* I so wanted to find him and dry hump him over his chef's jacket! I still might!
*giggles*
I have no idea what to do with myself at 430 in the morning. Watch cartoon's or something. Or see what kind of shit they want to sell me now. Damn, infomercials.
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