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Yeah... So im grabbing a paper out on the street down town, two muthafuckin blocks away from my house. This shor ass, thuged out,pussy walks up to me and asks me " He bro do you have any change for me"

I was in a hurry on my way to an appointment with a client, and it kind of buged me out how the muthafucker approached me, so I glanced over my shoulder and said "Naw Brah!?" Johnny Rafferty style.

I start to walk back to my car and I himyell at me " He man what did you say?"

I look back at him and say " I didn't say anything to you."

He then looks at me and says "Fuck You"

So I'm like "Fuck YOU!" and flipp him off.

We are about 25 or 30 yards apart at this time. He starts to walk up on my really fast and says "Ohh you wanna talke some shit" and pulls out one of those straigh razors out of his pocket. At which point I start to slowly back up. I DONT KNOW THIS MUTHAFUCER HE MIGHT BE CRAZY!!!!

Its at this point that I see a police car passing through the intersection and I say "What are you gonna do man, slice me up in front of a cop" and point towards the cop car.
He then walks off.

I call the Police and fill out a report. When I was doint that the cop noticed my Brazilian Jiu Jitsu sticker on the back of my car. Then he said. "Why didn't you fuckin Kimura his ass"
Then I said " Shit man he had a fuckin knife, I was thinkin is this guy really gonna slice my ass"
The cop says" Yeah you know what, I think that I know who the guy is. He's homless but dresses all choloed out like you said. If its him he has hepititas. He might of bit you, and that would not have been good."

FUCKIN PUSSY.