okay i have a joke, it's kinda stupid but i always liked it. here it goes;

So this nun is out fishing on a nice sunday afternoon, and she hooks something, it fights real hard and she finally catches it.
The fisherman in the boat not too far from her says "wow, you caught that son of a bithch!"
the nun says "sir mind your manners, i am a woman of god!"
"no no" says the fisherman, " that kind of fish is called a son of a bitch"

So the nun takes it back to the convent and gives it to the head mother and says "hey, will you clean this son of a bitch?" and the mother says "sister! this is a place of god, watch you language!"
"no no" says the nun "the name of this fish is son of a bitch" so the head mother cleans it and takes down to the kitchen where she finds one of the priests and says "hey, will you cook this son of bitch?" the father is shocked and says "mother, your language, this is a place of god!"
"no no" says the mother "it's called a son of a bitch" so he cooks it...later on...
The pope comes over for dinner and says "this fish is amazing!"
the nun says" yeah i caught the son of a bitch"
the mother says "I cleaned the son of a bitch"
the father says " i cooked the son of a bitch"
the pope looks around for a minute, kicks up his feet and says "you know, you mother fuckers are allll right!"

This taxi driver is doing his rounds in NYC on a cold, rainy night. Suddenly he sees a naked woman on 79th street trying to hail him.

So he pulls over, and she gets in. The lady says she wants to go to Broadway and 9th. The driver takes her there, trying not to stare in his rear view mirror.

When they get there, the driver says "Here we are. I can see you don't have a purse or any pockets. How are you going to pay me?"

She spreads her legs.

He looks over the seat and says "Do you have anything smaller?"




be well,

ph