laphroaig

Well, another shitty weekend over...Im a right bundle of laughs at the moment! ha

Went out last night, went to the local pub, and was hilarious, all the regulars saying I hadnt been in for a couple of weeks and they were getting worried..haha..I had been avoiding it as a few weeks ago there was an 'unofficial' lock in and being very dim as I am, I was unaware that this lockin consisted of me and the 22 year old Barmaid who kept giving me free drinks. I told you I was dim! Anyway all I can remember is her snogging the face off me and thats it. I seemingly got in the house at 5am, awaking my landlord and having a killer hangover the nexr day. Thankfully she wasnt in last night, but I just cring when alcohol is involved. Went onto another pub and met up with my sis, we chatted which was good. Went to the beer garden to smoke my pipe and my freak magnet must have been fully charged. The worst dressed transvestite ever came up and started telling me how much (s)he fancied me...I was polite of course, but didnt do anything for my esteem. I know its not going to happen but what I need right now is a girl coming over and chatting me up...

Working at 6.30 tomorrow morning so think going to pop one of my sleeping tablets about 6 tonight and try and get some shut eye....Oh well, thats my rant over for today