lankygerm

I shaved all my hair off again. I
> bought a 500$ car this weekend. I made some
> stickers that say "real vermonters go
commando" I
> went on a bike ride with my cousin yesterday and
> we harrased some cows with my red homocycle. I was woken up
> this morning (9am EST) by christians who
wanted to
> prolesthetize to me about their dread lord. I
> tried to explain that I was a secular humanist and
> didn't need redemption via contractor but they
> didn't seem to understand the theory of good
deeds
> without divine retribution so they continued to
> try to enter my house despite my numerous
polite
> hints to get them off my lawn. Finally I had to
> make a vulgar comment about my biological
need to
> cuff one off to get them offended enough to go
> somewhere else. See all the fun things you miss
by
> not hangin out with me.