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Sunday Jan 29, 2006

Jan 29, 2006
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things to do in lew of watching films:

-cry about how difficult it is to interact with the real world.
-write in your journal about it in order to guilt-trip the friend who put you up to it after you die.
-write melodramatic essays about it for the same purpose
-go to art shows and museums and be astounded when the pictures don't move
-spend the time you would be at the cinema in video stores.
-go on a shockingly unsucessful date, and then brush up on finger puppetry
-consider going on one of those, 'i'm a loser, so i have to go fnd all of my ex-girlfriends and find out where it went wrong' trip.
-finally sit down and read that inpenetrable deleuze book you put down six months ago
-become heavily bearded
-watch bunny rabbits from your front porch in the freezing cold. imagine that it is porn and a cold shower at the same time.
-fall for the one girl you've met in over a year, who blows you away with the line: 'i could watch the same movie over and over again for the rest of my life.' find out that she is more reclusive and psychotic than you. write a list of films that will save her from her horrible fate.
-program a synthesizer, and forget to save.
-take despondent pictures of yourself on your camera phone. make a flipbook out of them.
-go to bars alone. flash a flashlight through your empty glass, imagining that you are tony conrad, and you are writing a stage version of the flicker.
-try to find a fucking bathroom in goddamn wicker park! i dare you.
-apply to art school. yes, hurt your mother real bad.
-beg your mean friend to let you watch an opera on dvd. neglect to tell her it was directed by bergman
-become really needy with a another close female friend. ramp it up until you have to have an unecessary "the talk"
-go see the new haneke film anyway. there. you cheated.
l_f:
You forgot:
- Masturbate! shocked

wink

On a more serious note: The on-line world is part of the real world. I find rather harder to interact here without people's expressions, voices, voice tones, qi, etc. etc.

It sounds like you are planning the small and big things in your life too much - That takes away most of the time for living (Am I in the right track? confused )
Jan 29, 2006
testykitten:
yeah- i need to make that list. things to do while unemployed instead of noodling around on the internet. actually going outside would help.
Jan 30, 2006

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