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lalita

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Friday Jun 18, 2004

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So this is why 'real jobs' don't cut it for me. When I was working at a taqueria as a cashier, I would get smart asses that would come in. They would try to be cute. One in particular came in with his girlfriend who was an adamant Vegan, and he wasn't planning on ordering, but he thought he would be clever and ask for a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. I was like 'sorry kid' and obviously unamused, so he was like, 'Well, can I have a pony then?' So I was like, 'Sure, you want that shredded or ground.' He didn't say anything after that.

*shrug*

That is my story of the day. Some people think it is really funny, others are like, WTF??

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_bossanova_:
No pony tacos for me, thank you.tongue

Hope you're doing very well, sweet girl!kiss
Jun 19, 2004
thora:
It's crazy, ain't it? My friend in Paris looks like she could be Pakistani, and when she came to the good ol' US of A for vacation, she told customs she worked for the French gov't, since they asked her what her job was. These dildos actually CALLED HER WORKPLACE to verify that she worked there. By lunchtime the whole building knew she had gone to the US for vacation.
Jun 19, 2004

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