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WARNING: this a drunk blog.



RIGHT okay, I went to the beach today with 4 amazing friends



We bought an inflatable boat and drank cider and red wine in the sea while being pulled around by strapping young topless boys (lol) ran back to shore, bought some more wine, I walked around a supermarket on my own in a bikini, bought chips and drove back to Cardiff....

Jumped in the fountain in our dingey, with our wine - I fell over in the water and ripped my arm open, pulled around by MORE strapping young topless boys (they must've been following us) poured red wine over eachother, ruined a couples wedding photos, lowered the tone of the ENTIRE park, broke my camera and came home.

I'm still pretty drunk.

I embarassingly gave Matter a strip show and anyone else unlucky enough to be on SG chat at that point in time... I think my good friend and photographer ADVaughan was watching too... hahaha oops!

Lol, Matter should be used to it by now haha!

My arm really hurts still.... I need to have an early night I think.

ALSO... Can I just take like 2 minutes out of my life to tell my ex in big bold letters to leave me the fuck alone foerver please?

I KNEW he would get in touch sooner or later, he can't fucking resist. Was it not enough that you left me for someone else, harass me for months telling me you still jerked off to me and still loved me, while planning on going on holiday with your girlfriend? Is that not fucked up enough? You have to keep trying to screw my life up all the time?

it's been 4 months. fuck off.

He's probably reading this post. YOU ARE BANNED FROM MY LIFE, YOU MASSIVE LIFE RUINER.

YES.


I'm fucking awesome.

I'm a sex kestrel

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