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Sunday Mar 06, 2005

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You know when your lying in bed and your girl has just kicked you in the crotch and/or punched you upside the head?
Do you ever think "Im going to kill that bitch"?
Or do you do what I do and just pretty much lay back take it like a man and when shes done curl up right next to her like a little schoolboy and say... "I love you"

My girl is fucking ray of sunshine but shes a 1950's nuclear warhead when it comes to sleep. Wake up this beast and I swear to god she's out for blood.

Shes the type of person who's "5 more minutes" is "3 more hours" which is good cause when I sometimes dont want to get up this affords me a little extra time. biggrin

I love my girl.... and every hit,punch,smack, kick in the crotch that comes with it.
The thing we take for our women ey guys!?
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VIEW 7 of 7 COMMENTS
arete:
you need a bigger bed. fo real, it will make all the difference.

unless you already have a queensize, in which case......godspeed, brother surreal
Mar 6, 2005
thelibra:
i'm an extreme sleeper. i can play hockey and baseball and not get injured, but i manage to wrench my neck while sleeping...of all things holy.

but i'm not as bad as liltatts. she herniated a disc. in her sleep. ha.
Mar 6, 2005

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