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if you kids are wondering why i haven't posted new pics in a few days it's because my suckass roommate NEVER leaves the goddamn room! he only leaves to shit and to go to class. i swear, if he had an old crippled persons potty (you know the one that's just a chair with a little pan in the bottom) and internet classes you could weld the fucking door shut and he'd just stay in here until the end of time. i can't get motivated or look good in my pics if his goofy ass is in the background. he's a fucking 325 pound albino (seriously he really IS an albino) and he just watches transformers and pokemon all day. and he's 21 mind you, never had a drivers license. he asked me how to do a pushup the other day....jesus christ. and he FUCKING SMELLS, oh yes, he fucking smells like rancid dogshit. he said it's due to a pH imbalance he inherited from his father. i don't care what the fuck you inherit, NOBODY smells like that! somebody come put me out of my misery!!!