laid_to_rest

i think i'm gonna cancel my membership. i just don't fit in here. perhaps because i'm not a mallcore fag. and because i don't listen to the white stripes or any of that indie emo bullshit. i'm a metal head. and i eat red meat, and drink cold beer and watch porn. people on here are like....yea i eat regurgitated tofu byproduct and freeze-dried veggie chips and drink evian bottle water and i'm going to an earth rally. fuck that shit. i wanna buy a 1967 cadillac el dorado and drive 150,000 mph getting 1 mile to the gallon while sucking down double quarter pounders that come in the old non-biodegradable styrofoam containers. and my seats are gonna be leather, and i'm gonna have whaleskin wheel covers and big baby seal eye headlights. i also don't have any nautical star tattoos or bird tattoos. i want a fucking flaming skull tattooed on my forehead. yea, i definitely don't think i belong here.