lafayetteproulx

Few things to mention so I'll break them up -

First, Both Wednesday and Thursday I went with my friend Jared to the park. Now Jared just got engaged and his girlfriend has a three year old, Vic. Usually I claim to hate kids but when you have a three year old tugging on your arm pleading, "Tommy, let's go swing!" It's just the...
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So I put my Nintendo Wii on Craigslist because I don't really play it (because it's boring because I realized I'm not a 5 year old) and because I love money. So if anyone wants a Nintendo Wii with a bunch of games and accessories for a ridiculously low price I can totally hook you up...

Well, as I know through my job, Nigerian scammers...
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After being single for long enough I want to get back into dating. I think it would be healthy, and it definitely beats staying at home feeling sorry for myself.

Now I know that getting a date is not hard, if you ask a girl to dinner at the very least she'll think "What the hell, a free dinner" but I have learned one thing....
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Maybe it's love, how would I know?
Every time I get close to it, I let it go
You could be different, you could be kind
But I'll never know cause I will leave you behind


And on that note, vodka.

So every couple of months for the past 8 years I get this respiratory infection where my lungs get clogged up with mucous, I get short of breath, a little dizzy and lightheaded, and I become even more lazy and unmotivated because anything physical is not an options.
The worst part of it being that I get restless, so when I sleep I'll wake up...
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If you find yourself in a group of people casually bring up that you have ADD (If I have to tell you what that means you are a hermit). It doesn't matter if you actually do have it, just bring it up. Guaranteed someone else will say something along the lines of, "Oh yeah, I totally have it." One or two more people might even...
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Over the next couple of days I'm going to talk about my top 5, all time, favorite books. This is a list that will never change, unless I read something better. The only stipulation being that I have to own the books. So here's the list:
1. The Time Traveler's Wife - Audrey Nieffenegger
2. The Catcher In The Rye - J.D. Salinger
3. House...
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There is no such thing as writer's block. Let's just get that out in the open.
Writer's block is nothing but an excuse. Why aren't you sitting there putting pen to paper, fingertips to keys? Oh, it must be writer's block. You can't think of an idea of what to write, it must be that pesky writer's block sneaking up again. In reality it's our...
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The past 2 months or so I've slacked off. I quit working out, my diet took a tumble, I started feasting on fast food, I found myself watching entirely too much pointless television (Endlessly watching the CNN Headline News 30 minute loop hoping something new pops up), not writing, just losing whatever steam was keeping me going.
So my frivolous days have come to an...
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