lafayetteproulx

Oh it's been a long day, but it's been a good one.

Up at 10am for a 2 mile jog. Also, I'd like to say God bless women's exercise fashion. It's just so damn comfortable...I mean, so good to look at. Definitely good to look at.

Now that I've outed myself as a jogging stalker, let's move on.

I went looking for running shoes today,...
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To show how busy we were at work today I read an entire magazine cover to cover (The July Esquire, except for the Angelina Jolie cover story, only because I don't care about whatever it is she's doing), and I finished 150 pages of a book.

There's an article in Esquire about brutal honesty, where the author tries it out for a little bit (with...
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I just finished God Is Dead, an extremely dark, sometimes comic novel about, well, the death of God. It starts off with Colin Powell in Sudan, right after he goes off for some reason or another and starts talking like some kind of street pimp, when he starts yelling things like, "I'm black as night, mother fucker!"

See, God has come to Earth as...
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So all of the girls I was ever in a long term relationship are either engaged or married. The last one made things public today. That's kind of an odd figure, all of them. The really, really creepy part, they're all engaged/married to the guys they got with after me.

What I want to know is why are people in such a hurry to get...
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Have you ever told someone a story, or a secret and they didn't believe you? Well here are some of my stories/secrets and each and very one of them is the honest truth. Lying is for boring people.

* I have two fake teeth because as a child my sister kicked me in the mouth and I swallowed the real ones.

* I have been...
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So after my whole "I quit the internet" post, which i also posted on my other blog that my friends and whoever reads, I got a bunch of phone calls, a couple of emails, basically all to the effect of "What did I do to make you angry at me?" Because apparently when my friends went online and saw that I wasn't their Myspace friend...
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So I decided, you know what I need less of?

The internet.

I deleted my Myspace account, my Facebook profile is down to the bare bones, and my other blog is no longer for any personal dealings with myself. So why the sudden change? It's like all of my friends would rather send a message over myspace, or just leave a simple comment on a...
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Sometimes I come home and I think, "I could go for a drink." Of course I get out of work at midnight and all of my friends are scattered doing their own things, so I go home and realize that I never plan ahead for these things and there's beer, but beer is a social drink. There's vodka, but vodka is more of a "I...
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Okay, so I wrote this really long blog twice, and it was all about friendships and relationships, basically everything me and my best friend were up until 2:30 in the morning at CK's coffee shop talking about.

But really who wants to read about all that stuff? That's right, I thought so.

Third time's a charm though.

So sacredheart_lt pointed me toward a fiction contest...
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