First off, I kind of promised myself that I wouldn't post until December because I'm supposed to be writing a novel. Well the only person I break promises to is myself, so it doesn't matter, now does it?
Secondly, that's the 'decorated' wall of my cubicle, as taken by Eric's iPhone. The wall opposite that one is adorned with nothing but work memos, nowhere near as exciting.
Clockwise from the left...
1. You can see half of my NQA quality applause. That means nothing to you, and I care about it just as much. Gotta love corporate America, 'Instead of a raise here's a piece of paper, get back to work.'
2. Picture of Veronica, everyone loves that picture, except that means they want to ask a thousand questions about my hedgehog. They're just jealous and hiding it horribly.
3. Below Veronica, a Get Fuzzy Sunday comic strip. It involves ballet and getting hit with a bat in the crotch, priceless.
4. Reading privilege pass. It means I can read in between calls, it means I'm good at my job, it means my job is slowly sucking my soul out of me.
5. collection of post its people have left at my cubicle. Mary left me one for mentioning Amy Hempel in my blog which is apparently worth two <3's. Another for reading Margaret Atwood (worth one <3). Joe's response to me reading Margaret Atwood which is "You are such a girl" Joe also drew Veronica's boyfriend, Mary responded with "Aww, it looks like Veronica has a boyfriend." Joe also drew a piece of sushi saying "I won't poison you, this time" because of the time I called in to work feigning food poisoning due to delicious BBQ Catfish sushi. The sushi was delicious, but I did not have food poisoning. That post-it is based on a lie.
6. Then there's a Calvin and Hobbes strip where Calvin proclaims he can only be creative in one state of mind, "last-minute panic" which is true. Also Calvin and Hobbes is amazing.
7. Mary drew me a bookshelf, compete with a mouse that has a giant tooth and a spider.
This is what I'm doing instead of writing my novel. I'm waiting for last-minute panic to set in.