lafayetteproulx

So on Facebook there's this honesty box thing you can put on your profile where people get to put anonymous thoughts about you. No one can see what they say except for you, and and only you.

I put it on my profile, shits and giggles and all, so I check mine and here's what I got so far...

"ive been ur friend for a while and i honestly think u give off the appearance of a homosexual. if u r gay just come out. well accept you"

um...Yeah. Well, I know it came from a boy, and I'm willing to assume it did not come from a friend of mine, at least not someone I consider a friend. I only have 3 guy friends and I know it wouldn't be from either of them. Maybe they secretly want me to be gay so they can get at my good and plenties. Sorry boys, I'm a tab A in slot B boy only. I am, and always will be, a huge fan of the female chromosomes.

Now here's the one that takes the cake and turns the Honesty Box into the I Really Hope I Have A Bad Day Box...

"I deserved better than you."

I do know it came from a female, which means all likely candidates are everyone I ever dated since I was 16. I am going to safely assume that I know where that one came from, it's kind of obvious considering the current situation. So tonight I'm going to get blazing drunk and feel incredibly sorry for myself.

Thanks a lot honesty box!