ladyvespers

ARGH! I don't believe it, there is an underwear thief in my apartment complex!

So first i was boggled by the loud 1am thumping rap music coming from downstairs. That i could handle, i would just take my drum sticks and thump on the floor, then i'd wake up at 7AM and drum stick some more

Then there was the 'people throwing random stuff on my balcony' *due to me drumsticking at 7AM* so i would just kick it off and be fine.

THEN there was the peeping tom, who would sit in his car.

Then there was the MAILMAN going through the 3rd floor laundry because he was cold and wanted a sweater.

NOW someone is stealing my panties.

Srsly.

At least 12 pairs that i can count. 5 were stolen today. 5 AT ONCE!

They were my favourites too. I don't have very many white panties, but the ones i did were expensive and were bought all over the country as they were puurrrdy.

Now they have all been jacked (ewww wrong term) 'stolen'.

I am upset. So i left a note on the wash rom wall saying:

"Dear Panty thief,

Stop stealing womens panties, i'm sure they don't look good on you.
You WILL get caught!

p.s No... i DON"T want them back, thats just gross and wrong."

hehe. I'm gonna catch the pervert and go ape.

I love my knickers