Sorry,to keep you all hanging...like this story is so riviting...LOL
But, since I cut my tounge sucking the marrow out of a pig bone, I thought I would sit down, shut up, and type.
ok, so lets see. Where did I leave off? Oh yeah, Killer gyros, Which you all should check out. Damn they were good, or I was just pretty drunk, I'd say its about 50/50.
Anyway, we stuffed our faces, and went next door. to "The Griffin Bar". The placed was packed. Way too many Sardines in one can. So we bailed. Not sure where we were headed next, we got on the Deuce, heading back towards the strip.
You meet the most interesting people on the bus, and you get to scare a few. I love it when they get up and move away from you,
What, Do I Smell ?
Anyway, we end up chatting with a group of totally "Touron" looking guys from "Detroit". We were going to take the whole gang to "The Double Down" and break their brains, with a little "ASS JUICE".
Turns out only one them had the balls to come hang with us. The rest of the night he was known as "Uncle Dave". A man in his mid to late fifties, in a salmon/pink IZOD shirt, complete with Mardi Gras beads.
He didn't exactly look like the rest for the crowd, and he was a little nervuos at first, but every one treated him well, and he had a blast. His son kept calling like every 15 mins. He's like "No son, I am fine, really".
I didn't let him buy too many rounds, didn't want him to wake up feeling like he got "played".
So we all Rocked out to some KILLER Rock-A-Billy / Surffer music, and watching "Uncle Dave" dance with the Topless "Hula-Hoop" dancer, with the flaming red pig tails, was priceless. Damn, I wish I got pics.
By this time Dave was getting fairly worn out. He asked me "what time do they close?" I said,"The Happiest Place on Earth, never closes" He Said "Then how do you know when to leave?"....I just smiled. Shortly after that, we poured him in a cab, and made sure he would get to his hotel. It was great meeting "Uncle Dave".
Sean i___zombie and I looked at eachother and said "now what", and there it was...
the "FREE ZONE" and now for something completely different! So we wandered across the parking lot and went in.
Sean ran into one of his DJ friends "Diablo" from club "Vector", and while they were talking at the bar, I was bumping and grinding, with a bunch of lesbians, out on the dance floor. I even made out with a few...YUMM!
At one point I had to make sure that this Beautful 6'7" chocolate Tranny wasn't getting to serious about my man, but "she" was very sweet, and end up leaving empty handed...poor thing.
So few more shots of VODKA, and the sun was getting high in the sky, better call it a night.
We split a cab with one of the ladies, I had been dancing with. Which was an adventure in itself.
She didn't know where she was going, and made the cabby go in circles a few times.
Adventually we made it back to our door step, safe and sound, but DAMN, what a night !!!!
WE SHOULD GET OUT MORE OFTEN
The Griffen BarThe Double Down
But, since I cut my tounge sucking the marrow out of a pig bone, I thought I would sit down, shut up, and type.
ok, so lets see. Where did I leave off? Oh yeah, Killer gyros, Which you all should check out. Damn they were good, or I was just pretty drunk, I'd say its about 50/50.
Anyway, we stuffed our faces, and went next door. to "The Griffin Bar". The placed was packed. Way too many Sardines in one can. So we bailed. Not sure where we were headed next, we got on the Deuce, heading back towards the strip.
You meet the most interesting people on the bus, and you get to scare a few. I love it when they get up and move away from you,
What, Do I Smell ?
Anyway, we end up chatting with a group of totally "Touron" looking guys from "Detroit". We were going to take the whole gang to "The Double Down" and break their brains, with a little "ASS JUICE".
Turns out only one them had the balls to come hang with us. The rest of the night he was known as "Uncle Dave". A man in his mid to late fifties, in a salmon/pink IZOD shirt, complete with Mardi Gras beads.
He didn't exactly look like the rest for the crowd, and he was a little nervuos at first, but every one treated him well, and he had a blast. His son kept calling like every 15 mins. He's like "No son, I am fine, really".
I didn't let him buy too many rounds, didn't want him to wake up feeling like he got "played".
So we all Rocked out to some KILLER Rock-A-Billy / Surffer music, and watching "Uncle Dave" dance with the Topless "Hula-Hoop" dancer, with the flaming red pig tails, was priceless. Damn, I wish I got pics.
By this time Dave was getting fairly worn out. He asked me "what time do they close?" I said,"The Happiest Place on Earth, never closes" He Said "Then how do you know when to leave?"....I just smiled. Shortly after that, we poured him in a cab, and made sure he would get to his hotel. It was great meeting "Uncle Dave".
Sean i___zombie and I looked at eachother and said "now what", and there it was...
the "FREE ZONE" and now for something completely different! So we wandered across the parking lot and went in.
Sean ran into one of his DJ friends "Diablo" from club "Vector", and while they were talking at the bar, I was bumping and grinding, with a bunch of lesbians, out on the dance floor. I even made out with a few...YUMM!
At one point I had to make sure that this Beautful 6'7" chocolate Tranny wasn't getting to serious about my man, but "she" was very sweet, and end up leaving empty handed...poor thing.
So few more shots of VODKA, and the sun was getting high in the sky, better call it a night.
We split a cab with one of the ladies, I had been dancing with. Which was an adventure in itself.
She didn't know where she was going, and made the cabby go in circles a few times.
Adventually we made it back to our door step, safe and sound, but DAMN, what a night !!!!
WE SHOULD GET OUT MORE OFTEN
The Griffen BarThe Double Down
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morningbloom:
Wow, talk about a crazy time!
panda_pewp:
Hey girl how have you been? looks like you have been a busy lady!! well I've been doing really well. I'm in NC now and I finally got away from Alan!!!!! for good and got myself a nice boy.