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Jesus Christ do I ever update anymore?
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scharpy:
Want a nail polish assignment? Good wink
I'm getting married this fall and I want to find the perfect nail color to match my dress.
Here is a quick pick of the dress' bodice-

Okay so the picture is pretty small but it's gold detailing. The dress is very Grecian...
If you run across any colors that you think may compliment the dress nicely let me know. I will get you a wonderful prize!
Trust me, you won't be disappointed
shocked shocked shocked
scharpy:
I thought for sure you'd be all, who the fuck does this girl think I am?! So, yay and thanks!
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I am fairly drained after a night of debauchery, but I can't complain.
Yes I can.
I was making out with my friend in the back of our cab, he got out at his place, and I'm in the back muttering to myself about the debacle. And the cabbie whips around (he's pretty young) and brays "OH. MY. GOD. Girl, that was so hot, you...
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pillboxhat:
You hate on furries, then hope I get a pony ride? Make up your mind, woman.

But thank you. And yes, my childhood was filled with hyphenated, double-duty gifts from relatives. (Merry Christmas, and Happy Birthday too! mad )

Wait, I missed your birthday this year...

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Happy Belated Birthday to you, from the menagerie!

pillboxhat:
I can't believe you stayed in on New Year's.

Is that a lie? Are you a liar?
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squire:
Don't worry 'bout me dearie. I am indestructible. ARRR!!!
subrosa:
Well, let me know if you do come out. There's a chance I may be in Minnesota, though. T will be there for sure.
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Oh, listen! The Mermaids:

I used to go to all her shows in Vancouver when she fronted theOrgan. They just released an album of called "thieves" and it's only $5 on iTunes.
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alyk:
It needed more clapping or finger-snapping.
zathril:
Yup gotta protect people from evil little me smile
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My friend-in-real-life Rin has her "Canadia Music Corner" & my online lady pal Alyk posts mp3's in her journal, so I'm going to do up a lil' something special for y'all too.


WHITE LADY SING ALONG!!!!
With every new post, or until I get bored of this, I'll present to you one of my guilty pleasures. Maybe I'll just randomly bomb your journal with it....
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necia:
Hey! It was good to meet you last night! smile
s_eldorado:
Ok fucker, time to update already.
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the quote of the day:
*snickers evily*

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going deeper each time...
until we are linked together my balls against your ass..


That just struck me as super funny. I'm going to go make a fridge magnet, and it will nestle sweetly between "HAWAII88" and the jesus' scripture one.
Ohhhh, instant messenger, you bring out the whore in all of us.
In...
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s_eldorado:
That's pure awesome.
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s_eldorado:
Please tell me you didn't actually amputate your frackin elbow. Cuz that warrants a whole lot more than a bandaid or two.

What were you doing in Calgary anyways?
cocoabutter:
i like the wrinkles. It adds a mean demeanor that I don't have otherwise.
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trocar:



It looks like your shirt is trying to eat babyhead. Very Muppet Show.

cocoabutter:
no, you hush.
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Hot Cat Spits
Somebody get the cat a bucket, she keeps trying to hork up a hairball, and is leaving puddles of cat drool everywhere.

Big Girl Bed
I bought a kween size sheet set for the first time. i was raised in a duvet-only family. Ikea. Always. Only.
So I have been using my same ol' twin sized kwilt for 20 years now, my...
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trocar:
I adore your profile pic.
babyhead:
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Jealous?

As soon as I stop menstruating out of my mouth we'll hop on a bus to the Rhineland. I have good drugs.
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Hated Things
What's your most UNFAVORITE Sanrio character?? Mine's Rikkikuma Relax Bear (STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO, BEAR!), followed closely by anything to do with frogs, penguins, that badtz-maru thingy, & afro-ken.
our HK store is more demented than any My little pony collector's bedroom i've ever seen, and grossly overpriced. 600% markup?? Or something gross like that. So I bought the 2 cel...
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s_eldorado:
I LIKE TO BRUSH AND COMB IT'S HAIR




I'm not in Vancouver - I was briefly 2 weeks ago but you never returned my text!
starla:
I've heard I have a lot of twins in Vancouver. Once I was at home watching TV and someone called me and said "Thanks for saying 'Hi' Bitch!"
Cause they thought they just saw me on the skytrain.