Somebody get the cat a bucket, she keeps trying to hork up a hairball, and is leaving puddles of cat drool everywhere.
Big Girl Bed
I bought a kween size sheet set for the first time. i was raised in a duvet-only family. Ikea. Always. Only.
So I have been using my same ol' twin sized kwilt for 20 years now, my darlings or sleepover girlfriends use a second comforter i keep around. So I went and treated myself to 460 tc (a fucking bitch to iron! why wasn't there a disclaimer on the package) sheets and a yummy new kween size blanket, in natural unbleached cotton. Yay! I will find a coverlet eventually, or even a new kwilt, but i'm so fucking picky I just can't settle just yet.
So my first sleep in my new ensemble was nice. Kindof like being in a hotel. A hotel with cat hair.
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Breakfast is Creepy
It happens sometimes,.in my house.
The Cue Key
The letter "cue" or "kew" on my BRAND NEW KEYBORD Is now all fucktarded out because Stupid Mike was sitting here gnoshing wine gums and kawed out this speck of orange wine gum, and it landed in the crotch of the cue and #1 keys. He got a paring knife to pick it out and being ham-handed, managed to shove it underneath the letter cue.
OMG
My shift key is bleeping WHAAAAT
Ok it Stopped
Anyway, Mike is an ass and is not allowed to touch my privates anymore anyway, but the cue key incident has forced me to cut him off from even making eye contact with me. I can't stand him.
Here's some sunny pictures of BarfCat to salve my hostility I've just forced you to endure.
MINI HUSKY PULLING A TINY SLED
Beirut
I can't wait, May 22 I'm bringing my tambourine and my babyhead. We;re not pulling any retarded choreography (i cringe at the video) but we will beribbon our hair and drink a lot. That I'm sure of.
Love from, Lady Veeeeeeeee
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Jealous?
As soon as I stop menstruating out of my mouth we'll hop on a bus to the Rhineland. I have good drugs.