Hey, do those little "hearts" show up???
:hearts: I went to the Vancouver aquarium last Tuesday and saw red otter lipstick. They humped!!! Then they were fastidiously cleaning their privates. I liked these scaredy poke worms the best:
:hearts: I took a first aid course this week, it was super interesting because the presenter was just so chock full of bizarro information and factoids and told stories ad nauseum. Literally, ad nasuem. Barf city.
:hearts: CPR is now referred to as CPP. There is a higher full recovery rate with constant and consistent chest compressions. This keeps the blood circulation ALL the way 'round the body, and the blood contains enough oxygen to go around a few times and keep everything in ok shape. Don't quote me on this though. I am just going by what the guy told us, and though he was extremely interesting, who knows if he's 100% on his own facts. But it does make sense.
:hearts: i am now a certified defibrillation machine operator!! Did you know: if there's too much chest hair, it can catch fire? It even says in the little machine "use disposable razor included with kit to remove excess hair before applying adhesive pads" You can also use the disposable adhesive sticky pads to "wax" the victim. Heehaw!
:hearts: light shows during defibrullation: It really helps if you have piercings. These create electrical arcs. If you are wet, the water will conduct he electricity all overr yourrr bodyyyy.
:hearts: Persons with a mental illness often have deep rooted, chronic coughs. This is becaaaaaaause a lot of medications cause the epiglottis to relax, which results in the inhalation of food and beverage particles. These hang out, in the goddam bottom of the lung, and ROT, causing infections, resulting in coughs, leading to pneumonia, GROSS.
:hearts: There's a a way better way of helping a choking victim: stand person against wall or tree, or whatever. Upright something. Plant your foot in between theirs. Maintain eye contact.. place heel of fist above bellybutton, and push in and up.
this is so much better than trying to get your arms around a person larger than you, and you don't get pooed on. Because if that chunk of whatever doesn't come up, the implied pressure has to go somewhere. AND THEN YOU HAVE A CHOKING FAT CRAZY PERSON, THAT POOED HIMSELF, AND IS NOW UNCONSCIOUS AND FALLS ON TOP OF YOU, BREAKING YOUR LEG AND HOW DO YOU GET TO THE PHONE TO CALL 911??? HMM? THERE'S POO EVERYWHERE!
:hearts: speaking of poo, another thing meds can do is constipate the client, causing them to strain, and then their eyeball might pop out. We learned that the best thing to do is let the patient carry their own eyeball (carefully!). it would hurt like a bitch to wrap it in anything, and as the eye is still connected, and seeing, vertigo is imminent.
:hearts: I'm trying to get my facts straight on just how long the optic nerve/connector tendons/tissues are, on the eye. The paramedic guy that presented the first aid class assured us it was super long and I can't find ANY images or text to check this. I need to know.
:hearts: Here is some random Phillip Glass Sesame Street. Classic
:hearts: I went to the Vancouver aquarium last Tuesday and saw red otter lipstick. They humped!!! Then they were fastidiously cleaning their privates. I liked these scaredy poke worms the best:
:hearts: I took a first aid course this week, it was super interesting because the presenter was just so chock full of bizarro information and factoids and told stories ad nauseum. Literally, ad nasuem. Barf city.
:hearts: CPR is now referred to as CPP. There is a higher full recovery rate with constant and consistent chest compressions. This keeps the blood circulation ALL the way 'round the body, and the blood contains enough oxygen to go around a few times and keep everything in ok shape. Don't quote me on this though. I am just going by what the guy told us, and though he was extremely interesting, who knows if he's 100% on his own facts. But it does make sense.
:hearts: i am now a certified defibrillation machine operator!! Did you know: if there's too much chest hair, it can catch fire? It even says in the little machine "use disposable razor included with kit to remove excess hair before applying adhesive pads" You can also use the disposable adhesive sticky pads to "wax" the victim. Heehaw!
:hearts: light shows during defibrullation: It really helps if you have piercings. These create electrical arcs. If you are wet, the water will conduct he electricity all overr yourrr bodyyyy.
:hearts: Persons with a mental illness often have deep rooted, chronic coughs. This is becaaaaaaause a lot of medications cause the epiglottis to relax, which results in the inhalation of food and beverage particles. These hang out, in the goddam bottom of the lung, and ROT, causing infections, resulting in coughs, leading to pneumonia, GROSS.
:hearts: There's a a way better way of helping a choking victim: stand person against wall or tree, or whatever. Upright something. Plant your foot in between theirs. Maintain eye contact.. place heel of fist above bellybutton, and push in and up.
this is so much better than trying to get your arms around a person larger than you, and you don't get pooed on. Because if that chunk of whatever doesn't come up, the implied pressure has to go somewhere. AND THEN YOU HAVE A CHOKING FAT CRAZY PERSON, THAT POOED HIMSELF, AND IS NOW UNCONSCIOUS AND FALLS ON TOP OF YOU, BREAKING YOUR LEG AND HOW DO YOU GET TO THE PHONE TO CALL 911??? HMM? THERE'S POO EVERYWHERE!
:hearts: speaking of poo, another thing meds can do is constipate the client, causing them to strain, and then their eyeball might pop out. We learned that the best thing to do is let the patient carry their own eyeball (carefully!). it would hurt like a bitch to wrap it in anything, and as the eye is still connected, and seeing, vertigo is imminent.
:hearts: I'm trying to get my facts straight on just how long the optic nerve/connector tendons/tissues are, on the eye. The paramedic guy that presented the first aid class assured us it was super long and I can't find ANY images or text to check this. I need to know.
:hearts: Here is some random Phillip Glass Sesame Street. Classic
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