Craigslist never ceases to amaze me.
I have scored 2 very awesome jobs off of it in the past 3 months-one gig snuggling a stanger's 864389year old chihuahua & her 86478 poodly poodle, the other styling a kitten calendar for an amazing local photographer, Maya W. She is a super beautifui, nice laid back chica and we are brainstorming so much I wonder if we will ever be able to consisely theme this calendar.
Back to CL,
Then there are the domestic gigs; poorly written ads seeking "girl" to "clean my house for $10." And ya gotta have your own supplies. TEN DOLLARS? No way.There was another domestic gig listed recently, seeking a young woman to work as a live in caretaker for and elderly woman, and also clean the place, and also be there all day everyday to provide entertainment for said elderly lady. But you also have to pay rent. It's not even a paying gig!
The personals are so sad. Two snippets I found today:
(Oh but this is a major turn-on for me!!)
Some poor lad posted: "I am also adventurous, spontaneous and like to travel. On the downside, occasionally, I scream and roll my eyes in a funny way when overwhelmed with hysteria"
Really? Because I fall on the floor and pee myself when a firetruck goes by. And a fun night for me includes singeing what's left of my eyelashes with a lighter!! We're MADE for each other!!
Another dude, whom is surely at home tonight watching the TV Guide channel scroll by...: "As a general rule, I perform deviant sexual acts with women of all kinds, including but not limited to those with somewhat limited intellect, nude magazine models, and cheerleaders. "
SOMEWHAT LIMITED INTELLECT. I don't know if I fit into any of these demographics, but sign me up anyway because he sounds like a really nice guy.
Ok, wtf, srsly:
"Are you a cocky, young THUG who wears baggy clothes, bball hitop kicks and a hoody?
Generous guy will pay amazing $$$ for you to come over and pretend to rob me.
Fantasy role playing..adults only so you MUST be 19-24 years of age. Just my preference.
You must be the real deal..when i look at you i should fear you like the thugs that hangout in parks at night. Pic with reply would be great if you can."
Honestly, that's gotta be the funniest job, and he offers $150 + drinks. Yeah, drinks with POISONS in them and then you wake up in a basement chained to a wall.
I shudder to think.
Ok. Now go Google image search "teens having fun." Turn off your Safe-Search, duhh! The cross section of image results will have you reeling from Christian Youth Camp to...to..oooh those crazy teens having fun. They're just so CRAAZAY!
Hey! Here, go make yourself a Mind Sandwich
I love the singing bug!
I have scored 2 very awesome jobs off of it in the past 3 months-one gig snuggling a stanger's 864389year old chihuahua & her 86478 poodly poodle, the other styling a kitten calendar for an amazing local photographer, Maya W. She is a super beautifui, nice laid back chica and we are brainstorming so much I wonder if we will ever be able to consisely theme this calendar.
Back to CL,
Then there are the domestic gigs; poorly written ads seeking "girl" to "clean my house for $10." And ya gotta have your own supplies. TEN DOLLARS? No way.There was another domestic gig listed recently, seeking a young woman to work as a live in caretaker for and elderly woman, and also clean the place, and also be there all day everyday to provide entertainment for said elderly lady. But you also have to pay rent. It's not even a paying gig!
The personals are so sad. Two snippets I found today:
(Oh but this is a major turn-on for me!!)
Some poor lad posted: "I am also adventurous, spontaneous and like to travel. On the downside, occasionally, I scream and roll my eyes in a funny way when overwhelmed with hysteria"
Really? Because I fall on the floor and pee myself when a firetruck goes by. And a fun night for me includes singeing what's left of my eyelashes with a lighter!! We're MADE for each other!!
Another dude, whom is surely at home tonight watching the TV Guide channel scroll by...: "As a general rule, I perform deviant sexual acts with women of all kinds, including but not limited to those with somewhat limited intellect, nude magazine models, and cheerleaders. "
SOMEWHAT LIMITED INTELLECT. I don't know if I fit into any of these demographics, but sign me up anyway because he sounds like a really nice guy.
Ok, wtf, srsly:
"Are you a cocky, young THUG who wears baggy clothes, bball hitop kicks and a hoody?
Generous guy will pay amazing $$$ for you to come over and pretend to rob me.
Fantasy role playing..adults only so you MUST be 19-24 years of age. Just my preference.
You must be the real deal..when i look at you i should fear you like the thugs that hangout in parks at night. Pic with reply would be great if you can."
Honestly, that's gotta be the funniest job, and he offers $150 + drinks. Yeah, drinks with POISONS in them and then you wake up in a basement chained to a wall.
I shudder to think.
Ok. Now go Google image search "teens having fun." Turn off your Safe-Search, duhh! The cross section of image results will have you reeling from Christian Youth Camp to...to..oooh those crazy teens having fun. They're just so CRAAZAY!
Hey! Here, go make yourself a Mind Sandwich
I love the singing bug!
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you styled a kitten calendar? i am too impressed.
ok serioulsy. you need to bitch slap me because I am such a knob at returning phone calls. we must have a date where you regale me with stories about taping kittens into elvis costumes.