My mum woke me up from a sweet nap to tell me that the neighbour's dog was under great duress. My neighbour, actually across-the-street-2-down, Mike, is a single DUDE with long curly bitch hair. He never loves his dogs or lets them in (mind you they exude crude oil), and Daisy is really creaky and old now.
So, my mum had been out for a walk, and only saw Buster when she went up Mike's drive to give the dogs pets. She called Daisy and could hear her howling crying, and could only the tops of her ears from this hole-thing in the yard.
So, obviously, Mike's away, and dogs have dug a big hole and my mum is freaking out b/c it looks like Daisy is stuck IN the hole, and NOW WHAT DAISY IS GOING TO SURELY PERISH AND THE FENCES ARE LOCKED AND WHAT IS GOING ON WE CAN'T CALL THE SPCA BECAUSE THEY WILL NOT COME SOON ENOUGH. OMG OMG.
So we (my mum gets my dad involved??! WHY?) put on our Avengers of Animal Justice pants and walk over to see the scenario. My mum brought a leash and a poo-bag. For dad?
Buster ias really excited we came to his yard. Daisy is still in the hole, wailing.
Then she gets out of the hole. She is the filthiest hole-living dog ever, and limps over to cry at us, and then does this tail-bite thing like "I am still a puppy I lurves my tail"
She stares at us and takes her tail (she walked sideways 15' with her tail chomped in her mouth) and gets back into the hole and stares at us more, and then criiiiiiiies and cries and cries. I love her. Mike is prooobably going to bury her in that hole when he gets back from whatever metalfest he is at.
So, my mum had been out for a walk, and only saw Buster when she went up Mike's drive to give the dogs pets. She called Daisy and could hear her howling crying, and could only the tops of her ears from this hole-thing in the yard.
So, obviously, Mike's away, and dogs have dug a big hole and my mum is freaking out b/c it looks like Daisy is stuck IN the hole, and NOW WHAT DAISY IS GOING TO SURELY PERISH AND THE FENCES ARE LOCKED AND WHAT IS GOING ON WE CAN'T CALL THE SPCA BECAUSE THEY WILL NOT COME SOON ENOUGH. OMG OMG.
So we (my mum gets my dad involved??! WHY?) put on our Avengers of Animal Justice pants and walk over to see the scenario. My mum brought a leash and a poo-bag. For dad?
Buster ias really excited we came to his yard. Daisy is still in the hole, wailing.
Then she gets out of the hole. She is the filthiest hole-living dog ever, and limps over to cry at us, and then does this tail-bite thing like "I am still a puppy I lurves my tail"
She stares at us and takes her tail (she walked sideways 15' with her tail chomped in her mouth) and gets back into the hole and stares at us more, and then criiiiiiiies and cries and cries. I love her. Mike is prooobably going to bury her in that hole when he gets back from whatever metalfest he is at.
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I always get your damn messages to late! I just got off work at 10 so yeah. they should let me check this thing from work. (yeah right) they block the stupidest things. I was trying to look up the name of a "celtic women" cd and it wouldn't let me go to their site because it was an "alternative religion/occult" so stupid.
anywho, my moms going away for ten days tomorrow so, like the crazed teenager I am I'm going to have a partay of some sort. I'll let you know what the dealio is.
I want to kick petard in the goolies. though from the sounds of things I doubt he'd feel it.
OH and in response to your comment. Yes. Yes Way