ladyexxa

Today I was walking to my appointment and there was a man, an older man with no teef it turned out, sitting with his dog on the steps of the plaza I was crossing. I stopped because the dog was enormous and had huge paws for a shepard. As soon as i approached to ask if the dog was friendly and if I could pet it, it jumped up like "TA DA I am SOOOOO friendly!" and flailed around and kept head bonking the owner's face and yeowling and rolping and making all this weird dog talk and soft-mouthing my hand. Then it would side headsmash it's owner's face again, and I think it's name was Keppar, and when I left I noticed how god awful my hands stunk from petting it.
Also, there is serious kitten pile-up at the pet store so please remember to spay or neuter your animals. jeez.