I had such a nice day yesterday! I have a new "job" that I don't really think of as a job.
I pick my friends 9-yr old son up from school on Tuesdays now, and we walk home kicking stuff like pinecones and rocks, eating candy, and making up the most retarded scenarios ever. Then we make a snack and I provide a two hour art lesson.
He is such an awesomly spasticated kid, and is right now waaaaay into the fart jokes and making up little songs about anything that craps. YESSSS! So, our past two lessons have been making a new sign for his bedroom door, with crazy lettering and collage, dangling skull-beads that rattle on the door, and a handmade ppr skull and cross bones. I sculpted him letters that spell "KEEP OUT" and those hang on ribbon (BLACK RIBBON, ok?) too, plus we glued on 3337 rubber spiders. He hates spiders! I couldn't believe it! Next week I think we are going to the VAG, because there is a new exhibit called House of Oracles, featuring the work of Parisian artist Huang Yong Ping
There is a work there featuring a fabricated tortise-shell hosting a forced and arificial environment for snakes, spiders, scorpions, various beetles, and there WERE some toads BUT THEY GOT EATEN! wheee! I am really really excited about this piece, just because of the hostility the forced envioronment provides. I can see why the Humane Society kinda flipping out. I hope there's still something left by next Tuesday. Besides that piece, there is a 40 python skeleton built of wood, and various large scale taxidermy and sculptural works. There's an exhibit featuring Theatre in Photography as well that we will both love.
For his reading yesterday I gave him a list of crazy animals to Google image search.
Featuring:
the shoebill stork; the aye aye, the glasswing, hyrax, emperor tamarin, tamandua, and nutria. oh! and the ever-evil UAKARI EEEEEE!
fucking uakari, get outta my nightmares!
I saw Grindhouse on Saturday and though I wished for pillows, blankets, lipbalm, and lquid refreshments throughout the 3.5 hours, I was riveted. SO GOOD. Zoe Bell (Death Proof) is so wicked awesome.
I pick my friends 9-yr old son up from school on Tuesdays now, and we walk home kicking stuff like pinecones and rocks, eating candy, and making up the most retarded scenarios ever. Then we make a snack and I provide a two hour art lesson.
He is such an awesomly spasticated kid, and is right now waaaaay into the fart jokes and making up little songs about anything that craps. YESSSS! So, our past two lessons have been making a new sign for his bedroom door, with crazy lettering and collage, dangling skull-beads that rattle on the door, and a handmade ppr skull and cross bones. I sculpted him letters that spell "KEEP OUT" and those hang on ribbon (BLACK RIBBON, ok?) too, plus we glued on 3337 rubber spiders. He hates spiders! I couldn't believe it! Next week I think we are going to the VAG, because there is a new exhibit called House of Oracles, featuring the work of Parisian artist Huang Yong Ping
There is a work there featuring a fabricated tortise-shell hosting a forced and arificial environment for snakes, spiders, scorpions, various beetles, and there WERE some toads BUT THEY GOT EATEN! wheee! I am really really excited about this piece, just because of the hostility the forced envioronment provides. I can see why the Humane Society kinda flipping out. I hope there's still something left by next Tuesday. Besides that piece, there is a 40 python skeleton built of wood, and various large scale taxidermy and sculptural works. There's an exhibit featuring Theatre in Photography as well that we will both love.
For his reading yesterday I gave him a list of crazy animals to Google image search.
Featuring:
the shoebill stork; the aye aye, the glasswing, hyrax, emperor tamarin, tamandua, and nutria. oh! and the ever-evil UAKARI EEEEEE!
fucking uakari, get outta my nightmares!
I saw Grindhouse on Saturday and though I wished for pillows, blankets, lipbalm, and lquid refreshments throughout the 3.5 hours, I was riveted. SO GOOD. Zoe Bell (Death Proof) is so wicked awesome.
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OH, and where/when is this exhibit, b/c it sounds awesome?!?!?!?!?