We've all heard the story of little miss muffet, how she sat on that tuffet and got scared by a spider that sat beside her. You however didn't know that story was a lie. This is the true story.
Little miss muffet was a hooker
Cops said "we have to book her.
So they sent in their best man,
Ms. Muffet said 150 a lay
cop smiled and they hauled Ms. Muffet away.
Little miss muffet was a hooker
Cops said "we have to book her.
So they sent in their best man,
Ms. Muffet said 150 a lay
cop smiled and they hauled Ms. Muffet away.
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Nice story!