ladydeath

*BUUUUUUUUUURRRRRPPPPP*

oops pardon me.

Now for some shit that LadyDeath found funny today.

*I was in the kitchen at work today along with my boss and some other co-workers. When seth came in. He's a bit insane. anyway he dropped his pants and pulled out his naughty bits and went up to my boss and asked her what she thought about it. She looked at him and said " I think you need to pull your pants up before i fire you. Oh and I'd lay off the weed and Mt. Dew it's stunting your growth." Then he turned to me and asked me I told him "I'd call that a handicap with a pee hole" *

* then later at lunch we were sitting around talking about sex. This one guy brought up that it's impossiable to digest cum. When our boss said " I beg to differ if you can digest coke which can eat battery acid,then some protein,water and other funky stuff should be no problem to digest."*

*then after work I was hanging out with my friend Shanna. This guy walks up to us and says to Shanna "you can stop trying to impress me,I'm already impressed by your beauty." She laughed told him " Good, I wasn't trying to impress you,I don't try to impress dogs." *

Ahh days like these only come once a year for me. Well thoe event were hilarious to me anyway. Well I guess it's time to see what everyone else is up to.

P.S. I'm such a nerdy dork,it's pathetic.