Ok so I've spent the last couple days out of town at a wedding. Thankfully I don't have to do that often. I'm not one foe happy cheery events. I'm telling you I'd of rather been captive in a turkish prison being tortured. There was this one girl there from the brides side and that girl was more annoying then jay leno on speed. All the time at the wedding reception her mouth never shut up. It was going 90mph the whole fucking time. I just wanted to drive my fork into her freaking skull. I'm not even a 100% sure that woulkd of shut her up. Other then being annoyed by the mouth of the south the wedding was great. It was sure nice seeing my dad,sister and brother all in one place. That happens once every few years. All I have to say is it better be a long ass time before anybody else in my family gets married. I hate wearing dresses and I hate standing in front of 200 people holding a fake boquet of flowers even more. If I ever get married,I'll get married in my beat up jeans and t-shirt,I don't do fancy. Ok time to see what my people have been up to this weekend.
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No one's forcing you to have a wedding in one particular way. The modern wedding ceremony is actually historically very new. It only became a widespread style during the Victorian Era. You'd have to do some historical fact-finding to see what else they used to do instead of the whole tux and white dress affair.
I'd like to design my own ceremony. Of course, that's YEARS away so I'm not thinking about it.
Oh, and it appears my Mother expects me to bring her babies. So, we have to make babies.