lady_dj

Don't you just love rude & dumb-ass people? The ones who cut you off in traffic and drive so damn slow, especially when the weather is so flippin' hot that you can't even think straight and you've become delirious enough that you begin to see cows and deer walking around on the freeway. The rude jackasses who, when you are in a fucking rush, take FOREVER at the bank teller window to ask various unneccessary questions about shit going on in the world? The rude bastards who insist on staying on their cell phones while in line to pay the cashier, but continue to talk back and forth to the friend and the cashier at the same time? And lastly, the rude pieces of shit who take so long to take your order of...."A LARGE SPRITE, EXTRA ICE" at your local drive thru and once you've already paid and gotten out of line find that your drink....."IS A LARGE ROOT BEER"
Well, my friends.....all happened to me today. The day was long & people were idiots but I sure made up for it this evening. Nothing a little rum and coke won't let you forget about. And when I say little, I mean it only took very "little" before I was buzzed. I'm a Lush!! My friends always think it's cute and play this "Let's see how many it takes her this time, game!" I won this time though......I actually kept my clothes on!!!