ladollyvita

Last night I learned that lots of champagne, cranberry juice, orange juice, an amstel light (bleh!), 3 jack and cokes, some weird shot i've never heard of that involves dropping the shot into a glass of redbull (not a jagerbomb though), butternut squash ravioli with mushroom sauce, goat cheese (UGH! so nasty!), caprese salad, mozerella sticks, onion rings, and ranch dressing do not go together. Actually, I might have known that already but it's funny what the champagne will convince you is ok to do.

I also got kissed by the head of one of our departments, one of my super flamboyant gay coworkers, my best friend at work, and the HR lady.

Work parties are too much haha

I was at home choosing to throw up the nastiness in my stomach by 8pm, watching Zombieland then in bed by 11, and dreaming that I lived in another apartment complex across the street from TheeContender who I knew lived there but had never met. He came by my house with his wife and friends and I was all excited to meet him, but when he started talking I couldn't understand anything he said because he had both a really thick accent (but it wasn't like, an asian one or anything..i actually have no idea what it was) AND talked like he was deaf. And I felt so bad because I couldn't understand a word.

I gotta start stickin to one poison.