Fucking Saturday is here again. Time for drunken yardwork,
Vodka cranberry and lemonade. The reel mower, edger, hedge trimmers. machete, and weeder. I have to plant like 60 blue star creepers to take over this hillside. Set posts in concrete for a new deck area, and finish building a play structure for the kids. Sweet. Fucking sweet. Sunday will be blowjob and quesadilla day. Probably be drinking then too. God I finally finished my laundry. Crap I have to transplant that bush too. Damn.
Vodka cranberry and lemonade. The reel mower, edger, hedge trimmers. machete, and weeder. I have to plant like 60 blue star creepers to take over this hillside. Set posts in concrete for a new deck area, and finish building a play structure for the kids. Sweet. Fucking sweet. Sunday will be blowjob and quesadilla day. Probably be drinking then too. God I finally finished my laundry. Crap I have to transplant that bush too. Damn.
for yardwork even.