So I was in line at Portland Nursery and I overhead this conversation.
guy - What about this?
other guy - What the hell do you need a machete for?
guy - Blackberries mostly.
other guy - Seriously! No one actually needs a machete. If you actually needed a machete you would be facing a much larger problem than needing a machete. Something would be seriously wrong with the world if you actually needed a machete.
guy - It's fifty bucks
other guy - That's just wrong. Who could afford that.
I got out of line to go see what they were talking about. There was a regular machete for $8.98 but this is what they we're talking about. It's the Fiskars Brush Axe.
I love Portland. Why would anyone ever leave.
guy - What about this?
other guy - What the hell do you need a machete for?
guy - Blackberries mostly.
other guy - Seriously! No one actually needs a machete. If you actually needed a machete you would be facing a much larger problem than needing a machete. Something would be seriously wrong with the world if you actually needed a machete.
guy - It's fifty bucks
other guy - That's just wrong. Who could afford that.
I got out of line to go see what they were talking about. There was a regular machete for $8.98 but this is what they we're talking about. It's the Fiskars Brush Axe.
I love Portland. Why would anyone ever leave.
