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haha I was leaving my house to go to the tea shop today and my landlord was outside my door with an asian couple. She scared the shit out of me.

she says, "Can we just take a quick peek at the apartment?"

I'm like "HAH no."

lolz she hates me now. I went to go pick up a package, and she was all cold to me.

Sorry bitch, this shit is by appointment only. We got all kinda strap-ons and bongs out. hahaha