lackluster

tips for being a hot indie rocker girl so boys will love you in spite of your sub par talent:


-grow out your hair like super long and keep your overall style and makeup anywhere from plain to nonexistant
-be not concerned with freckles or wrinkles, guys just seem to like that more
-its all about context, you dont have to be hot or even cute, you just have to be on stage
-play a quirky instrument and sing with your mouth mostly closed
-pass off your horrid fashion sense as an ironic statement
-dont try too hard at anything aside from looking aloof
-dont look at the camera. like ever.

i think ideally be a mormon. and fake an accent if possible. extra points if you were born outside of the US.






piisssssoff (12:41:16 AM): he looks like anime
Trevallion42 (12:44:05 AM): because he's asian
Trevallion42 (12:44:07 AM): RACIST
piisssssoff (12:42:18 AM): MAN I AINT RACIST. i had spic food with a chink like 2 nights ago
Trevallion42 (12:45:41 AM): I ain't racist man, we got a nigger janitor at work and I give him my fried chicken leftovers sometime
piisssssoff (12:43:41 AM): i hear they like watermelon and malted liquors as well.
piisssssoff (12:44:13 AM): FUCK we are going to hell
Trevallion42 (12:46:59 AM): I've said way worse shit than that before
piisssssoff (12:44:58 AM): yeah but you run the risk of being posted when you aim with me, brother
Trevallion42 (12:47:55 AM): I know people that know people that can wipe you from the face of the internet!
piisssssoff (12:45:44 AM): what are they mexican or something?
Trevallion42 (12:48:19 AM): sicilian
piisssssoff (12:45:51 AM): HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Trevallion42 (12:48:35 AM): fuckin wops
piisssssoff (12:46:36 AM): cause they clean stuff for money.
















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