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I'm hungover, that means it must be Sunday. Bachelor party last night, my first. Strippers never made it but a good time was had by all who attended
azura:
strippers are overrated
sounds like you had a good weekend
sounds like you had a good weekend
mistressmissy:
as long as a good time was had, strippers dont matter. y'all seen naked girls before.
Tomarrow at BackBooth Suicide Girls! Siren, Snow, Ruby, Stacie and Jessica!
scrappy37144:
Yeah...Snow, I luv yo!!!
mistressmissy:
have fun mikey
Changing my guitar strings is like foreplay, though not nearly as satisfying. I suppose it will have to do for now.
I'm gonna need the acoustic for Friday when I go camping and I'm the only guy NOT whacked out on mushrooms. I feel like such a [ ], but it will be fun to take pictures and try to keep them from doing something...
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I'm gonna need the acoustic for Friday when I go camping and I'm the only guy NOT whacked out on mushrooms. I feel like such a [ ], but it will be fun to take pictures and try to keep them from doing something...
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mistressmissy:
man i love your stories. *must find where she put your phone number* they're much better when i get to hear your voice.
azura:
ooo new picture
ewww florida
i bowled something like a 68
but I made Jazmin bowl in a really short skirt and that made up for it

ewww florida
i bowled something like a 68
but I made Jazmin bowl in a really short skirt and that made up for it
If a white cat crosses my path, while I trying not to mow it down with my Chevy that is, does it mean that I will good luck, or does he?
p.s. my new set is up
p.s. my new set is up
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clara:
I'm confused too. Thanks for distracting me with a new set. 
nimhly:
i think it means the chevy gets good luck. and that i was listening to morphine tonite at work, and forced everyone that ate there to also listen to it.
faboo.
faboo.
Nothing beats the feeling of buying five pounds of bannas for $2 dollars at the local farmers market. I don't know what the fuck I do with all of them though, guess I sould of thought about that before I laid my money down.
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fractal:
monkey boy
yawf:
blend them and freeze them, yum!
or wait a week and make banana bread,
double yum!!
or wait a week and make banana bread,
double yum!!
I'm gonna learn to juggle my balls and join the circus.
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clara:
I think I'd like to be a carnie. I want to operate the rides. And feed the animals.
I drank Cisco and wine last night. I threw up this morning about four times. Nuff said.
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stewd:
Well duh... Cisco = Liquid Heroin... It sho gets you fucked up... but you are going to hate yourself when you come down...
(btw... that's Willam Defoe as Agent Smecker in Boondock Saints...)
(btw... that's Willam Defoe as Agent Smecker in Boondock Saints...)
azura:
Crisco! ewwwww
he's the asshole but actully he's probally good for my credit right now... its complicated. it sucks.
he's the asshole but actully he's probally good for my credit right now... its complicated. it sucks.
Kung Pow is brilliant.
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demigauge:
merf is brilliant
nic:
I dunno, the remakes of House on Haunted Hill and 13 Ghosts were pretty crappy.
rickroyal:
Alas, the man is a hack. Sad but true.
i don't wanna