I was on the way to work last night
A car plowed into mine
We pulled over to check the damage
Hers was fucked, mine was fine
She knew it was her fault
She said she had no insurance
The only reason she said she was here
Was to pick up the new car in the first place
She offered me money from her ATM
I told her it wouldn't be necessary
I was just glad that no one was hurt
I told her not to worry
We drove away into the night
Free of all commitment
When I realized I had never felt so good
After getting in a car accident
I dyed my hair dark brown and it came out black...poop.......
A car plowed into mine
We pulled over to check the damage
Hers was fucked, mine was fine
She knew it was her fault
She said she had no insurance
The only reason she said she was here
Was to pick up the new car in the first place
She offered me money from her ATM
I told her it wouldn't be necessary
I was just glad that no one was hurt
I told her not to worry
We drove away into the night
Free of all commitment
When I realized I had never felt so good
After getting in a car accident
I dyed my hair dark brown and it came out black...poop.......
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Too often people are such jackasses and would've taken her money with no hestitation.